Hi you all!Here's something you may find humorous.

My friend sent this to me and now I'd like to share it with you.
1. Crying is blackmailing.
2. Just ask what you want. Slight insinuation doesn't work.
3. Sometimes we don't think about you. Try to understand that.
4. Whatever it is you're wearing, it suits just fine.
5. Columbus didn't need directions, we don't need either.
6. You have plenty of shoes.
7. If you think you're too fat then you probably are.
8. Learn to use toilet seat. If the seat is up then put it down.
9. "Yes" and "No" are good answers.
10. You have enough clothes.

Thanks for reading what I write and for your comments

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