Side effects of drinking and alcohol ... and remedies!!!

1. *Symptom: Cold and humid feet. *
> > Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on your feet).
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward
> > >
> > > 2. *Symptom*: The wall facing you is full of lights. *
> > > Cause*: You're lying on the floor.*
> > > Cure:* Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
> > >
> > > 3. *Symptom*: The floor looks blurry. *
> > > Cause*: You're looking through an empty glass. *
> > > Cure:* Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.
> > >
> > > 4. *Symptom*: The floor is moving.*
> > > Cause*: You're being dragged away. *
> > > Cure:* At least ask where they're taking you.
> > >
> > > 5. *Symptom*: You hear echoes every time someone speaks. *
> > > Cause*: You have your glass on your ear. *
> > > Cure:* Stop making a fool of yourself!
> > >
> > > 6. *Symptom*: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in
white and the music is very repetitive. *
> > > Cause*: You're in an ambulance. *
> > > Cure:* Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.
> > >
> > > 7. *Symptom*: Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny. *
> > > Cause*: You're in the wrong house.*
> > > Cure:* Ask if they can point you to your house.
> > >
> > > Cheers!!!!!!!!