>
> 1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in?
>
> 2. What is the expansion of YAHOO?
>
> 3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS?
>
> 4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?
>
> 5. What is expansion of "ICICI?"
>
> 6. What does "baker's dozen" signify?
>
> 7. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot-
> India
> 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?
>
> 8. Who is the only man to have written the National Anthems for two
> different countries?
>
> 9. From what four word ex-pression does the word `goodbye` derive?
>
> 10. How was Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu better known?
>
> 11. Name the only other country to have got independence on Aug 15th?
>
> 12. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?
>
> 13. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match?
>
> 14. Which cricketer played for South Africa before it was banned from
> international cricket and later represented Zimbabwe?
>
> 15. The faces of which four Presidents are carved at Mt.Rushmore?
>
> 16. Which is the only country that is surrounded from all sides by
> only one country (other than Vatican)?
>
> 17. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?
>
> ....
>
> ....
>
> ....
>
> ....
> ....
>
>
> Answers
>
> 1. Google is written in Asynchronous java-script and XML, or its
> acronym Ajax.
>
> 2. Yet Another Hierarchy of Officious Oracle
>
> 3. ADIDAS- All Day I Dream About Sports
>
> 4. Satellite Television Asian Region
>
> 5. Industrial credit and Investments Corporation of India
>
> 6. A baker's dozen consists of 13 items - 1 more than the items in a
> normal dozen
>
> 7. That match was abandoned after ppl heard the news of indira gandhi
> being killed.
>
> 8. Rabindranath Tagore who wrote national anthem for two different
> countries one is our 's National anthem and another one is for
> Bangladesh-(Amar Sonar
> Bangla)
>
> 9. Goodbye comes from the ex-pression: 'god be with you'.
>
> 10. Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu is none other Mother Teresa.
>
> 11. South Korea.
>
> 12. Because 007 is the ISD code for Russia (or the USSR, as it was
> known during the cold war
>
> 13. Geoffrey Boycott
>
> 14. John Traicos
>
> 15. George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and
> Abraham Lincoln
>
> 16. Lesotho surrounded from all sides by South Africa.
>
> 17. Polo
>
>
Monday, July 31, 2006
CLASSIC DEFINITIONS
>
>
>
> Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a
> fool at the other.
>
> 2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals
> are more popular than a five day test.
>
> 3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
> degree and a woman gains her master
>
> 4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage
>
> 5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the
> lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
> minds of either".
>
> 6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
>
> 7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
> everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
>
> 8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is
> defeated by feminine water-power ...
>
> 9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
>
> 10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &
> everybody disagrees later on.
>
> 11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling
> you have never felt before.
>
> 12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
>
> 13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
>
> 14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
>
> 15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
>
> 16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
> actually do.
>
> 17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
> decide that nothing can be done together.
>
> 18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
>
> 19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
>
> 20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be
> spoken of when dead.
>
> 21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that
> you actually look forward to the trip.
>
> 22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally
> falls into a river.
>
> 23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in
> midway "See I am not injured yet."
>
> 24. Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,
> Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
>
> 25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
>
> 26. Father : A banker provided by nature.
>
> 27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got
caught.
>
> 28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.
>
> 29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your
> Confidence after.
>
> 30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with
> his bills.
>
> 31. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such mails...
>
>
>
> Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a
> fool at the other.
>
> 2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals
> are more popular than a five day test.
>
> 3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
> degree and a woman gains her master
>
> 4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage
>
> 5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the
> lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
> minds of either".
>
> 6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
>
> 7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
> everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
>
> 8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is
> defeated by feminine water-power ...
>
> 9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
>
> 10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &
> everybody disagrees later on.
>
> 11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling
> you have never felt before.
>
> 12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
>
> 13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
>
> 14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
>
> 15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
>
> 16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
> actually do.
>
> 17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
> decide that nothing can be done together.
>
> 18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
>
> 19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
>
> 20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be
> spoken of when dead.
>
> 21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that
> you actually look forward to the trip.
>
> 22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally
> falls into a river.
>
> 23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in
> midway "See I am not injured yet."
>
> 24. Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,
> Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
>
> 25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
>
> 26. Father : A banker provided by nature.
>
> 27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got
caught.
>
> 28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.
>
> 29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your
> Confidence after.
>
> 30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with
> his bills.
>
> 31. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such mails...
>
light hearted humour......
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This equation should be taught in all math classes!
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L- S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it 's the bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top
This equation should be taught in all math classes!
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L- S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it 's the bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top
SOME VERY IMPORTANT SCIENTIFIC TRIVIA FOR ALL
1.Coca-Cola was originally green.
2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
3.The name of all the continents end with the same
letter that they start with.
4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
5. There are two credit cards for every person in
the United States.
6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made
using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because
when you sneeze,your heart stops for a millisecond.
11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up
into the sky.
12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is
said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel
in your head or neck and die.
14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents
great king from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs
in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air,the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of
natural causes.
17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes,windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.
18. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Ans. - Honey
19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
20. A snail can sleep for three years.
21. All polar bears are left handed.
22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive
from each salad served in first-class.
23. Butterflies taste with their feet.
24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out the body
to squirt blood 30 feet.
32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in
your ear by 700 times.
34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow
2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
3.The name of all the continents end with the same
letter that they start with.
4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
5. There are two credit cards for every person in
the United States.
6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made
using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because
when you sneeze,your heart stops for a millisecond.
11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up
into the sky.
12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is
said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel
in your head or neck and die.
14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents
great king from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs
in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air,the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of
natural causes.
17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes,windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.
18. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Ans. - Honey
19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
20. A snail can sleep for three years.
21. All polar bears are left handed.
22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive
from each salad served in first-class.
23. Butterflies taste with their feet.
24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out the body
to squirt blood 30 feet.
32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in
your ear by 700 times.
34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow
Sunday, July 30, 2006
colors and their impacts
Hello to everyone!
Two weeks ago I spent an interesting day in a course where people talked about stage fright, stage presence and colors. Before you even manage to say a word to another person, he/she has already formed a picture about you. Colors seem to have an important role. My favorite colors are blue, purple, pink, white, black and beige. The colors that you like affect on you and the others around you also psychologically and physically. Positive qualities come out more than negative ones. There are 11 main colors:
RED
Positive qualities: funny, trustworthy, self confident, exciting
Negative qualities: aggressive, domineering, threatening
Use in occasions where you want people to notice you.
PINK
Positive qualities: feminine, friendly, easy to approach, non-threatening
Negative qualities: insecure, cautious, insignificant
BLUE
Positive qualities: calm, trustworthy, balanced, organized
Negative qualities: boring, conservative
Is always a secure choice to every occasion.
BROWN
Positive qualities: social, homey
Negative qualities: cautious, boring, common
Easy to approach.
Less threatening color.
YELLOW
Positive qualities: happy, hopeful, active, spontaneous
Negative qualities: impulsive
Cheers up yourself and the others around you.
The best color if you want to be recognized in a crowd.
Children's favorite color.
GREEN
Positive qualities: self confident, balanced, caring
Negative qualities: stubborn, boring, reluctant to take risks
Balancing and reassuring effect on environment.
ORANGE
Positive qualities: social, enthusiastic, funny, spontaneous, energetic
Negative qualities: dreamer, shallow
Doesn't look good in official occasions.
PURPLE
Positive qualities: imaginative, sensitive, unselfish
Negative qualities: childish, arrogant
Dark purple gives reasonable and credible image.
GRAY
Positive qualities: neutral, balanced, respected
Negative qualities: cautious, insecure, reserved
BLACK
Positive qualities: formal, sophisticated, mysterious, strong
Negative qualities: lifeless, sad, negative
Not easy to approach.
WHITE
Positive qualities: clean, refreshing, futuristic
Negative qualities: cold
White gives neutral and reasonable image.
Ivory is always safer than totally white color.
What are your favorite colors? And what do you think about this?
Have a pleasant end of the week
Two weeks ago I spent an interesting day in a course where people talked about stage fright, stage presence and colors. Before you even manage to say a word to another person, he/she has already formed a picture about you. Colors seem to have an important role. My favorite colors are blue, purple, pink, white, black and beige. The colors that you like affect on you and the others around you also psychologically and physically. Positive qualities come out more than negative ones. There are 11 main colors:
RED
Positive qualities: funny, trustworthy, self confident, exciting
Negative qualities: aggressive, domineering, threatening
Use in occasions where you want people to notice you.
PINK
Positive qualities: feminine, friendly, easy to approach, non-threatening
Negative qualities: insecure, cautious, insignificant
BLUE
Positive qualities: calm, trustworthy, balanced, organized
Negative qualities: boring, conservative
Is always a secure choice to every occasion.
BROWN
Positive qualities: social, homey
Negative qualities: cautious, boring, common
Easy to approach.
Less threatening color.
YELLOW
Positive qualities: happy, hopeful, active, spontaneous
Negative qualities: impulsive
Cheers up yourself and the others around you.
The best color if you want to be recognized in a crowd.
Children's favorite color.
GREEN
Positive qualities: self confident, balanced, caring
Negative qualities: stubborn, boring, reluctant to take risks
Balancing and reassuring effect on environment.
ORANGE
Positive qualities: social, enthusiastic, funny, spontaneous, energetic
Negative qualities: dreamer, shallow
Doesn't look good in official occasions.
PURPLE
Positive qualities: imaginative, sensitive, unselfish
Negative qualities: childish, arrogant
Dark purple gives reasonable and credible image.
GRAY
Positive qualities: neutral, balanced, respected
Negative qualities: cautious, insecure, reserved
BLACK
Positive qualities: formal, sophisticated, mysterious, strong
Negative qualities: lifeless, sad, negative
Not easy to approach.
WHITE
Positive qualities: clean, refreshing, futuristic
Negative qualities: cold
White gives neutral and reasonable image.
Ivory is always safer than totally white color.
What are your favorite colors? And what do you think about this?
Have a pleasant end of the week
more on men and women
Hi you all!
Here's something you may find humorous. My friend sent this to me and now I'd like to share it with you.
1. Crying is blackmailing.
2. Just ask what you want. Slight insinuation doesn't work.
3. Sometimes we don't think about you. Try to understand that.
4. Whatever it is you're wearing, it suits just fine.
5. Columbus didn't need directions, we don't need either.
6. You have plenty of shoes.
7. If you think you're too fat then you probably are.
8. Learn to use toilet seat. If the seat is up then put it down.
9. "Yes" and "No" are good answers.
10. You have enough clothes.
Thanks for stopping by and reading the blog!
Here's something you may find humorous. My friend sent this to me and now I'd like to share it with you.
1. Crying is blackmailing.
2. Just ask what you want. Slight insinuation doesn't work.
3. Sometimes we don't think about you. Try to understand that.
4. Whatever it is you're wearing, it suits just fine.
5. Columbus didn't need directions, we don't need either.
6. You have plenty of shoes.
7. If you think you're too fat then you probably are.
8. Learn to use toilet seat. If the seat is up then put it down.
9. "Yes" and "No" are good answers.
10. You have enough clothes.
Thanks for stopping by and reading the blog!
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
There is a single moment in which really captures the anarchic spirit that made the first film so popular and wonderful. It happens when the smart Jack Sparrow is trapped on an island where the primitive natives think him a God and plan to "free him from his body" by roasting him on an open flame. After a rescue attempt by his pals Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann goes wrong, Sparrow makes a break for it, and we see him come around a corner and barrel down a deserted beach in all his demented, arm-flapping glory as an islandful of savages follow on his heels.
This is a great moment I feel which has caught Depp's character and provides a fine example of his hilarious personality, without which this movie wouldn't have gotten very far. It's also marvelously devoid of self-consciousness, unconcerned with topping the previous stunt or special effect, a visual joke similar to Sparrow's memorable entrance in The Curse of the Black Pearl
The rest of Dead Man's Chest is largely missing this sort of flair. We get a big and complicated plot and plenty of Depp's mincing, but the movie is murky and not all that much fun. Will and Elizabeth, who were better engaging heroes and a charming couple in the first film, get to do little beyond run and fight and thus the story sends them on their way.
What seems to have been forgotten, or never realized to begin with, is that the fun of The Curse of the Black Pearl wasn't all in the action and the effects. I missed the charm of the set-up, with Bloom's swordmaker forgetting his station and winning the girl and the naîvete of his romance with Elizabeth and his rivalry with Jack Davenport's snooty Norrington. The ridiculous final showdown between all
I did not miss the exaggerated stunts and old-fashioned swashbuckling, since we get that in spades -- usually the two are combined, as in a fight scene set atop a gigantic wooden wheel rolling through the forest. But Gore Verbinski is not a standout technical filmmaker, and he rarely makes the enormous set pieces work on their own merits. I did not enjoy the scenes with the Kraken -- an enormous sea monster that swallows ships -- because the sound effects generate an impressive sense of scale, but most of the endless barrage of action just doesn't blend together. Meanwhile, the story is too convoluted to serve as an entertaining clothesline for all of this, and by about the one-hour mark my eyes started to glaze over.
Overall I would rate this movie as see only on one pretext because there are not good enough movies around to see.
This is a great moment I feel which has caught Depp's character and provides a fine example of his hilarious personality, without which this movie wouldn't have gotten very far. It's also marvelously devoid of self-consciousness, unconcerned with topping the previous stunt or special effect, a visual joke similar to Sparrow's memorable entrance in The Curse of the Black Pearl
The rest of Dead Man's Chest is largely missing this sort of flair. We get a big and complicated plot and plenty of Depp's mincing, but the movie is murky and not all that much fun. Will and Elizabeth, who were better engaging heroes and a charming couple in the first film, get to do little beyond run and fight and thus the story sends them on their way.
What seems to have been forgotten, or never realized to begin with, is that the fun of The Curse of the Black Pearl wasn't all in the action and the effects. I missed the charm of the set-up, with Bloom's swordmaker forgetting his station and winning the girl and the naîvete of his romance with Elizabeth and his rivalry with Jack Davenport's snooty Norrington. The ridiculous final showdown between all
I did not miss the exaggerated stunts and old-fashioned swashbuckling, since we get that in spades -- usually the two are combined, as in a fight scene set atop a gigantic wooden wheel rolling through the forest. But Gore Verbinski is not a standout technical filmmaker, and he rarely makes the enormous set pieces work on their own merits. I did not enjoy the scenes with the Kraken -- an enormous sea monster that swallows ships -- because the sound effects generate an impressive sense of scale, but most of the endless barrage of action just doesn't blend together. Meanwhile, the story is too convoluted to serve as an entertaining clothesline for all of this, and by about the one-hour mark my eyes started to glaze over.
Overall I would rate this movie as see only on one pretext because there are not good enough movies around to see.
Saturday, July 29, 2006
safety tips for young children
Have you ever found yourself separated from your mom or dad? It's scary, isn't it? Then you know how your parents feel when they can't find you! You might not think that it's a big deal to wander off while you're in the store with your mom or dad, but think how scared they will be when they can't find you. Most of the time, you wander back and everything is okay. There are some times when kids are abducted. This means that they are taken against their will. Abduction involves people doing bad things to you or asking you to do things to them that make you feel uncomfortable.
Here's the hard part: Could you spot an abductor on the street? Could you tell which person in a crowd is a kidnapper? Unfortunately, kidnappers don't always look or act differently. They may try to give you candy or presents and offer to be your friend. Just remember that they could harm you.
The good news is that most kids or young adults who are abducted are returned home safely. If one of your friends was ever taken, know that they have a team of the toughest, most intelligent and resourceful law enforcement personnel trying to find them: the police. The FBI helps the local and state police investigate the kidnapping.
Remember that child abduction is very rare. However, it is important to use your good sense in all situations.
Here's the hard part: Could you spot an abductor on the street? Could you tell which person in a crowd is a kidnapper? Unfortunately, kidnappers don't always look or act differently. They may try to give you candy or presents and offer to be your friend. Just remember that they could harm you.
The good news is that most kids or young adults who are abducted are returned home safely. If one of your friends was ever taken, know that they have a team of the toughest, most intelligent and resourceful law enforcement personnel trying to find them: the police. The FBI helps the local and state police investigate the kidnapping.
Remember that child abduction is very rare. However, it is important to use your good sense in all situations.
computer safety tips for children
There are some very important things that you need to keep in mind when you're on your computer at home or at school.
First, remember never to give out personal information such as your name, home address, school name, or telephone number in a chat room or on bulletin boards. Also, never send a picture of yourself to someone you chat with on the computer without your parent's permission.
Never write to someone who has made you feel uncomfortable or scared.
Do not meet someone or have them visit you without the permission of your parents.
Tell your parents right away if you read anything on the Internet that makes you feel uncomfortable.Remember that people online may not be who they say they are. Someone who says that "she" is a "12-year-old girl" could really be an older man
First, remember never to give out personal information such as your name, home address, school name, or telephone number in a chat room or on bulletin boards. Also, never send a picture of yourself to someone you chat with on the computer without your parent's permission.
Never write to someone who has made you feel uncomfortable or scared.
Do not meet someone or have them visit you without the permission of your parents.
Tell your parents right away if you read anything on the Internet that makes you feel uncomfortable.Remember that people online may not be who they say they are. Someone who says that "she" is a "12-year-old girl" could really be an older man
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
the no. 1 beach the world --- andamans and nicobar
well we just got back from andamans and these are the islands voted the no.1 island beaches in the world by the Independent, UK
its not only about the island beaches but there are a whole lot of things there
so read on and discover it yourself
Cellular Jail, Andaman
Built over twelve years from 1896 to 1908 and home to hundreds of freedom fighters whose names are now engraved on the walls of its watch tower, the Cellular Jail stands as a symbol of colonial oppression, cruelty and untold suffering. Situated in the north-east corner of Port Blair, it is a national memorial now. The prison fanned out in seven wings, stands three stories high and contained a total of 698 cells. Three wings have been now destroyed to make way for a hospital, but a visit to the remaining can only give an indication of the horrors of incarceration. Daily work routines for the prisoners included the crushing of thirty pounds of coconut and mustard oil; being unable to meet the quota would result in severe punishment shackling and flogging. There are no records of how many died or were executed.
Mahatma Gandhi Marine National Park
The Mahatma Gandhi Marine National Park at Wandoor is at a distance of 29 Kms. from Port Blair covering an area of 281.5 Sq.Kms. This Marine Park made-up of open sea, creeks and 15 small and large islands, is one of the best found anywhere in the world. Viewing of rare corals and underwater marine life through glass bottom boats, Scuba Diving and Snorkeling are a lifetime experience for anyone here.
Andaman Water Sports Complex
Every afternoon, between 2 and 5pm, the Water Sports Complex, in north-west Port Blair, close to the Cellular Jail, comes alive with the purr of outboard motors. The is where you can rent a water scooter or speedboat, and ride the waves towards Ross Island, or even be launched into the air on a parasail for a fantastic view of the harbour. Children can be left in the safer haven of a calm seawater swimming pool.
Fisheries Museum, Port Blair
The Fisheries Museum near the Water Sports Complex houses nearly 350 species of marine life, including live coral, sharks, polyps and starfish.
Chatham Saw Mill, Port Blair
Chatham Island, at the north tip of Port Blair, houses Asias largest saw mill. Dating back to 1836, the enormous workshops are built in the durable (and expensive) padauk wood. Since the 1970s, logging on the islands has been banned and most of the wood now comes by ship from Malaysia, Myanmar and Thailand. A guide will take you through the entire process of the logs being unloaded, sorted, cut, planed and finally stored in vast godowns to be shipped off to the mainland. Huge saws, with 200 to 300 teeth, grind their way for two to three hours before their teeth need to be sharpened again.
Samudrika Museum, Port Blair
The Samudrika is a museum run by the navy. It is divided into five sections: history of the islands, their geography, people, marine life and archaeology. It houses an impressive display of coral and shells, and a large relief map of the islands topography.
Anthropological Museum, Port Blair The Anthropological Museum, at Haddo in north Port Blair, was set up in 1975. It displays tribal essentials and artifacts such as boats, weapons, baskets, clothing, photographs, models and records of exploratory expeditions undertaken over the years. A well-stocked library provides the scholar with invaluable references to tribal culture.
Forest Museum, Port Blair Situated at Haddo (near to the Zoo), this museum offers an insight into forest activities through scale models and displays decorative pieces made of famous woods like Padauk, Marble, Peauma, Gurjan, Satin Wood, etc., Open on all working days.
Mount Harriet - 2nd highest peak, Andaman The summer headquarters of the Chief Commissioner during the British Raj, this highest point near Port Blair is an ideal place for a picnic or a trek. About 55 km from Port Blair by road (15 km by ferry and road), Mount Harriet has a Forest Guest House with lovely huts at a height of 365 m. Nice for sunrises and sunsets.
Chidiya Tapu, Port Blair
Chidiya Tapu is the southern most tip of South Andaman. The lush green mangroves, forest cover with numerous chirping birds and the Sylvan Sands and Munda pahar beaches make it an ideal picnic site. The forest guesthouse situated on top of a hillock provides a fabulous view of isolated islands, submerged corals and the breath-takingsunset.
its not only about the island beaches but there are a whole lot of things there
so read on and discover it yourself
Cellular Jail, Andaman
Built over twelve years from 1896 to 1908 and home to hundreds of freedom fighters whose names are now engraved on the walls of its watch tower, the Cellular Jail stands as a symbol of colonial oppression, cruelty and untold suffering. Situated in the north-east corner of Port Blair, it is a national memorial now. The prison fanned out in seven wings, stands three stories high and contained a total of 698 cells. Three wings have been now destroyed to make way for a hospital, but a visit to the remaining can only give an indication of the horrors of incarceration. Daily work routines for the prisoners included the crushing of thirty pounds of coconut and mustard oil; being unable to meet the quota would result in severe punishment shackling and flogging. There are no records of how many died or were executed.
Mahatma Gandhi Marine National Park
The Mahatma Gandhi Marine National Park at Wandoor is at a distance of 29 Kms. from Port Blair covering an area of 281.5 Sq.Kms. This Marine Park made-up of open sea, creeks and 15 small and large islands, is one of the best found anywhere in the world. Viewing of rare corals and underwater marine life through glass bottom boats, Scuba Diving and Snorkeling are a lifetime experience for anyone here.
Andaman Water Sports Complex
Every afternoon, between 2 and 5pm, the Water Sports Complex, in north-west Port Blair, close to the Cellular Jail, comes alive with the purr of outboard motors. The is where you can rent a water scooter or speedboat, and ride the waves towards Ross Island, or even be launched into the air on a parasail for a fantastic view of the harbour. Children can be left in the safer haven of a calm seawater swimming pool.
Fisheries Museum, Port Blair
The Fisheries Museum near the Water Sports Complex houses nearly 350 species of marine life, including live coral, sharks, polyps and starfish.
Chatham Saw Mill, Port Blair
Chatham Island, at the north tip of Port Blair, houses Asias largest saw mill. Dating back to 1836, the enormous workshops are built in the durable (and expensive) padauk wood. Since the 1970s, logging on the islands has been banned and most of the wood now comes by ship from Malaysia, Myanmar and Thailand. A guide will take you through the entire process of the logs being unloaded, sorted, cut, planed and finally stored in vast godowns to be shipped off to the mainland. Huge saws, with 200 to 300 teeth, grind their way for two to three hours before their teeth need to be sharpened again.
Samudrika Museum, Port Blair
The Samudrika is a museum run by the navy. It is divided into five sections: history of the islands, their geography, people, marine life and archaeology. It houses an impressive display of coral and shells, and a large relief map of the islands topography.
Anthropological Museum, Port Blair The Anthropological Museum, at Haddo in north Port Blair, was set up in 1975. It displays tribal essentials and artifacts such as boats, weapons, baskets, clothing, photographs, models and records of exploratory expeditions undertaken over the years. A well-stocked library provides the scholar with invaluable references to tribal culture.
Forest Museum, Port Blair Situated at Haddo (near to the Zoo), this museum offers an insight into forest activities through scale models and displays decorative pieces made of famous woods like Padauk, Marble, Peauma, Gurjan, Satin Wood, etc., Open on all working days.
Mount Harriet - 2nd highest peak, Andaman The summer headquarters of the Chief Commissioner during the British Raj, this highest point near Port Blair is an ideal place for a picnic or a trek. About 55 km from Port Blair by road (15 km by ferry and road), Mount Harriet has a Forest Guest House with lovely huts at a height of 365 m. Nice for sunrises and sunsets.
Chidiya Tapu, Port Blair
Chidiya Tapu is the southern most tip of South Andaman. The lush green mangroves, forest cover with numerous chirping birds and the Sylvan Sands and Munda pahar beaches make it an ideal picnic site. The forest guesthouse situated on top of a hillock provides a fabulous view of isolated islands, submerged corals and the breath-takingsunset.
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Kullu in Himachal Pradesh India for entry to the Great Himalayas
An Introduction to this beautiful gateway to the Himalayas and the leh valley
Welcome to the hill resort of Kullu. The Kullu valley has also been the valley of Gods in India. Kullu, the town is one of the most preferred summer destinations. The sun-scorched souls of the plains take refuge in the Kullu Valley of Himachal Pradesh. The temples, apple orchards and the Dussehra festivals are what have attracted thousands of tourists time and again to Kullu. The local handicrafts top the list of must buys from Kullu. Check out the hill resort of Kullu with the majestic mountains and the beautiful Beas River.
Kullu - Location
The hill resort of Kullu is located in the Kullu valley of Himachal Pradesh. Kullu lies in the lower reaches of the Himalayan range
Kullu - Past
The Kullu valley was earlier referred to as Kulanthapitha. Kulanthapitha literally meant the "end of the habitable world". The earliest recorded information of this area goes back to 1st century ad, when this valley began to be inhabited. In the medieval period, Kullu and the area around it was ruled by a number of local rulers. The capital was at Jagatsukh, 5 km to the south of Manali. In the 17th century, the capital was shifted to Kullu and the boundaries of the kingdom extended up to Lahaul and Spiti and the river Sutlej in the east. Though the valley was strategically located on important trade routes from north India to Ladakh and beyond, it was isolated from other parts of the country for many centuries till it came under British rule. The British governed the Kullu valley from Dharamshala.
Kullu - Places to Visit
While at Kullu you must check out the tourist attractions of the Raghunath temple and the Jagannathi Devi temple. One of the main tourist attractions of Kullu is the Raghunath Temple. The temple is dedicated to Lord Ram, who is one of the principal deities of the Hindu religious pantheon and the patron deity of the entire Kullu valley. Raja Jagat Singh, the erstwhile ruler of Kullu, built this temple in AD 1660 to atone for his wrongdoings. He obtained a statue of Lord Ram from Ayodhya and established it within this temple. Then there is the Jagannathi Devi Temple or the Bekhli Temple. The temple is at a distance of 3 km from Kullu in the village of Bekhli. You must check out the panoramic view of the valley from the temple. You need to climb a 1½?hour climb to reach this temple. The 16th-17th-century AD copper mask of the Goddess inside the temple has local Gaddi tribal features while another shows Rajasthani influence.
Kullu - Tourist Destinations Near By
Further ahead from Kullu you may visit the Bijli Mahadev Temple, Manikaran, Bajaura and Naggar At an altitude of 2640 m is the Bijli Mahadev Temple. The temple is 11 km away from Kullu. The temple drives it name from the fact that the striking of lightning or bijli has time and again shattering the Shiva lingam inside the temple. The priests put the lingam together each time with ghee (clarified butter) until the next lightning strike breaks it apart again. Then there is the Manikaran at an altitude of 1,737 m. Manikaran is at a distance of 45 km from Kullu. While at Manikaran you may check out the hot sulphur springs, it is renowned for. The springs in the Parvati River valley are believed to possess medicinal properties. Manikaran is sacred to the Hindus and Sikhs alike. Amongst the must visits at Manikaran are the Shri Ramchandra Temple and the Shri Guru Nanak Devji Gurdwara. In the Kullu valley Bajaura is renowned for the Basheshwar Mahadev Temple. The temple is amongst the oldest in the Kullu Valley. It is at a distance of 15 km from Kullu. The massive pyramidal structure is magnificently decorated with stone images of Vishnu, Ganesh, and Mahishasurmardini (Goddess Durga as Slayer of the Buffalo Demon).Then there is Naggar. The town is 23 km away from Kullu. Naggar is known as the erstwhile capital of the state of Kullu for over 1400 years. Amongst the must visists at Naggar are the historic monuments and temples For the pious Kullu is the gateway to the sacred shrines of Vaisno Devi temple and the Vishnu temple of Dayar.
Kullu - What to Buy
There are ample gift items offered by Kullu. The local handicvrafts of Himachal Pradesh top the list of must buys from Kullu. You can take your pick from the woodcarvings, bamboo and wickerwork, Chamba rumals and chappals, Himachali dolls, and woollen shawls. The gudmas are the soft but heavy woollen blankets, generally with red and black trimmings, thobis or the floor coverings and kharchas or the mattresses are the other items you must check out at Kullu in Himachal. The colorful caps from Kullu are the other items that make excellent sovenirs. For a shopping spree in Kullu you may visit the Akhara Bazaar area that boasts of the Government Handicrafts Emporium, Himachal Khadi Emporium, and the Khadi and Gramodyog Bhawan.
Kullu - Adventure Sports
For the adventure seekers Manikaran near Kullu offers hiking and trekking facilities.
Kullu - How to Reach
The hill resort of Kullu is easily accessible. For the air transport there is the Bhuntar Airport at a distance of 10 km from Kullu. Bhuntar links Kullu with other places like Delhi and Shimla The Railhead nearest to Kullu is at Jogindernagar, at a distance of 95 km. It caters to the rail traffic to Kullu. The excellent road network links Kullu with other important places like Shimla, Delhi, Chandigarh, Mandi, Manali, Manikaran, Naggar, Bajura, and Dharamshala. Buses and taxis cater to the needs of the road transport in and around Kullu. Frequent bus services link Kullu with Mandi, Shimla and Manali.
Kullu - Best Time to Visit
The hill resort of Kullu remains pleasant, all through the year. The mild Summers last from April to June. The cold winters last from November to February. Kullu experiences monsoons from July to September. This makes the summer months between April and June the best time to visit Kullu. The Dussehra festival in October is another favored time to visit Kullu.
Kullu - Where to Stay
Accommodation with basic amenities is easily available in Kullu India. There are several private hotels, private cottages, tourist bungalows and log huts that cater to the needs of the tourists. The HPTDC or the Himachal Pradesh Tourism Development Council runs many of these. The stay at the hill resort is easily affordable. There are several budget accommodations too that are available for the economical tourists
Kullu - Fairs and Festivals
The festival of Dussehra is celebrated with much zest in Kullu. The festivals marks the victory of good over evil falls in the month of October. Though the Hindu festival is celebrated throughout India Dussehra in Kullu valley is special. The people in Kullu rejoice for seven long days. Lord Raghunath's idol is taken through the streets on a palanquin carried by pilgrims. Five chosen animals namely a crab, a cock, a fish, a buffalo and a male goat are also sacrificed to mark the occasion amongst the other events. You must try Lugri the traditional Kullu drink, flows by the gallon during Dusshera.
Welcome to the hill resort of Kullu. The Kullu valley has also been the valley of Gods in India. Kullu, the town is one of the most preferred summer destinations. The sun-scorched souls of the plains take refuge in the Kullu Valley of Himachal Pradesh. The temples, apple orchards and the Dussehra festivals are what have attracted thousands of tourists time and again to Kullu. The local handicrafts top the list of must buys from Kullu. Check out the hill resort of Kullu with the majestic mountains and the beautiful Beas River.
Kullu - Location
The hill resort of Kullu is located in the Kullu valley of Himachal Pradesh. Kullu lies in the lower reaches of the Himalayan range
Kullu - Past
The Kullu valley was earlier referred to as Kulanthapitha. Kulanthapitha literally meant the "end of the habitable world". The earliest recorded information of this area goes back to 1st century ad, when this valley began to be inhabited. In the medieval period, Kullu and the area around it was ruled by a number of local rulers. The capital was at Jagatsukh, 5 km to the south of Manali. In the 17th century, the capital was shifted to Kullu and the boundaries of the kingdom extended up to Lahaul and Spiti and the river Sutlej in the east. Though the valley was strategically located on important trade routes from north India to Ladakh and beyond, it was isolated from other parts of the country for many centuries till it came under British rule. The British governed the Kullu valley from Dharamshala.
Kullu - Places to Visit
While at Kullu you must check out the tourist attractions of the Raghunath temple and the Jagannathi Devi temple. One of the main tourist attractions of Kullu is the Raghunath Temple. The temple is dedicated to Lord Ram, who is one of the principal deities of the Hindu religious pantheon and the patron deity of the entire Kullu valley. Raja Jagat Singh, the erstwhile ruler of Kullu, built this temple in AD 1660 to atone for his wrongdoings. He obtained a statue of Lord Ram from Ayodhya and established it within this temple. Then there is the Jagannathi Devi Temple or the Bekhli Temple. The temple is at a distance of 3 km from Kullu in the village of Bekhli. You must check out the panoramic view of the valley from the temple. You need to climb a 1½?hour climb to reach this temple. The 16th-17th-century AD copper mask of the Goddess inside the temple has local Gaddi tribal features while another shows Rajasthani influence.
Kullu - Tourist Destinations Near By
Further ahead from Kullu you may visit the Bijli Mahadev Temple, Manikaran, Bajaura and Naggar At an altitude of 2640 m is the Bijli Mahadev Temple. The temple is 11 km away from Kullu. The temple drives it name from the fact that the striking of lightning or bijli has time and again shattering the Shiva lingam inside the temple. The priests put the lingam together each time with ghee (clarified butter) until the next lightning strike breaks it apart again. Then there is the Manikaran at an altitude of 1,737 m. Manikaran is at a distance of 45 km from Kullu. While at Manikaran you may check out the hot sulphur springs, it is renowned for. The springs in the Parvati River valley are believed to possess medicinal properties. Manikaran is sacred to the Hindus and Sikhs alike. Amongst the must visits at Manikaran are the Shri Ramchandra Temple and the Shri Guru Nanak Devji Gurdwara. In the Kullu valley Bajaura is renowned for the Basheshwar Mahadev Temple. The temple is amongst the oldest in the Kullu Valley. It is at a distance of 15 km from Kullu. The massive pyramidal structure is magnificently decorated with stone images of Vishnu, Ganesh, and Mahishasurmardini (Goddess Durga as Slayer of the Buffalo Demon).Then there is Naggar. The town is 23 km away from Kullu. Naggar is known as the erstwhile capital of the state of Kullu for over 1400 years. Amongst the must visists at Naggar are the historic monuments and temples For the pious Kullu is the gateway to the sacred shrines of Vaisno Devi temple and the Vishnu temple of Dayar.
Kullu - What to Buy
There are ample gift items offered by Kullu. The local handicvrafts of Himachal Pradesh top the list of must buys from Kullu. You can take your pick from the woodcarvings, bamboo and wickerwork, Chamba rumals and chappals, Himachali dolls, and woollen shawls. The gudmas are the soft but heavy woollen blankets, generally with red and black trimmings, thobis or the floor coverings and kharchas or the mattresses are the other items you must check out at Kullu in Himachal. The colorful caps from Kullu are the other items that make excellent sovenirs. For a shopping spree in Kullu you may visit the Akhara Bazaar area that boasts of the Government Handicrafts Emporium, Himachal Khadi Emporium, and the Khadi and Gramodyog Bhawan.
Kullu - Adventure Sports
For the adventure seekers Manikaran near Kullu offers hiking and trekking facilities.
Kullu - How to Reach
The hill resort of Kullu is easily accessible. For the air transport there is the Bhuntar Airport at a distance of 10 km from Kullu. Bhuntar links Kullu with other places like Delhi and Shimla The Railhead nearest to Kullu is at Jogindernagar, at a distance of 95 km. It caters to the rail traffic to Kullu. The excellent road network links Kullu with other important places like Shimla, Delhi, Chandigarh, Mandi, Manali, Manikaran, Naggar, Bajura, and Dharamshala. Buses and taxis cater to the needs of the road transport in and around Kullu. Frequent bus services link Kullu with Mandi, Shimla and Manali.
Kullu - Best Time to Visit
The hill resort of Kullu remains pleasant, all through the year. The mild Summers last from April to June. The cold winters last from November to February. Kullu experiences monsoons from July to September. This makes the summer months between April and June the best time to visit Kullu. The Dussehra festival in October is another favored time to visit Kullu.
Kullu - Where to Stay
Accommodation with basic amenities is easily available in Kullu India. There are several private hotels, private cottages, tourist bungalows and log huts that cater to the needs of the tourists. The HPTDC or the Himachal Pradesh Tourism Development Council runs many of these. The stay at the hill resort is easily affordable. There are several budget accommodations too that are available for the economical tourists
Kullu - Fairs and Festivals
The festival of Dussehra is celebrated with much zest in Kullu. The festivals marks the victory of good over evil falls in the month of October. Though the Hindu festival is celebrated throughout India Dussehra in Kullu valley is special. The people in Kullu rejoice for seven long days. Lord Raghunath's idol is taken through the streets on a palanquin carried by pilgrims. Five chosen animals namely a crab, a cock, a fish, a buffalo and a male goat are also sacrificed to mark the occasion amongst the other events. You must try Lugri the traditional Kullu drink, flows by the gallon during Dusshera.
Shimla Tourism
since childhood we have been going to this beautiful place on earth. id like to introduce my readers to this place so you don't miss out being there.
Welcome to the summer capital of the British, the best refuge for summers of the plains of Northern India. Goddess Shyamala, an incarnation of Goddess Kali, the deity of power and wrath lends her name to the hill resort of Shimla. The natural beauty of the 2159 m high Shimla makes it one of the most popular hill resorts in the country. The terrific tranquility attracts thousands of tourists year after year. The most frequent area of Shimla happens to be the Mall. The shopping hub of the hill resort is always crowded with tourists. The picturesque surroundings and the shops selling a wide spectrum of items have made the Mall the biggest landmark of Shimla. Close by is the The six-storeyed Vice-Regal Lodge or Rashtrapati Niwaswhich makes the other much visit landmark. The architectural style and the lovely lawns are bewitchingly beautiful. You may even move at light ahead and spot the state bird of Himachal Pradesh Monal pheasant at the Himalayan aviary besides a large number of other birds.
Besides the temple dedicated to the Goddess Shymala the hill resorts boasts of the famous Jhaku Temple. The temple of the monkey faced God Hanuman at the height of 8048 feet above sea level and offers a panoramic view of the city. The collection of the statues, miniatures, coins and photos at the state Museum is as awe aspiring as the stained glass windows of the Christ Church and St. Michael’s Cathedral.
The hill resort also offers picture perfect picnic spots in the lap of lovely nature. Amidst the glen forests near the stream and then a little ahead amongst the deodar forests at Annandale are the best bets for family picnics.
You may plan your trip to Shimla anytime of the year. When the plains experience scorching summers, Shimla is cool with temperature less than 25 degrees. In winters it is the best sport for fun and frolic. The adventure sports simply take over the land. The Christmas and the New Year’s Eve are best spent in the snowfall at Shimla with your near and dear ones.
Besides being the ultimate summer retreat Shimla remains an ideal spot for adventure sports. You may take your pick from the various treks to the Kullu valley or indulge in trout fishing at the Pabbar River. The more adventurous of you may ski at the Narkanda and Kufri from January to mid-March. Of course the nine-hole golf course at Naldehra is a major draw for the tourists.
The beautiful hill resort offers a lot for those of you who would like to indulge in a shopping spree. You must check out the Mall for the best in garment and textile industry, here the State emporium offers the himachali (local) handicrafts and handloom items. The hats that are available in a wide range of charges and colors make the perfect souvenirs. For the dry fruits and natural herbs carrying medicinal properties you may check out any of the local shops whereas the Lakkar Bazaar is the one stop market for the wooden items of all shapes and sizes.
The capital city for the north Indian state of Himachal Pradesh is at a distance of 343 km from Delhi, 260 km from Manali, and 119 km from Chandigarh. The city airport is well connected with Delhi and Kullu through regular flights.
Now regardless of the fact that you are planning for your summer vacations of winter holidays Shimla is going to be happy.
Besides the temple dedicated to the Goddess Shymala the hill resorts boasts of the famous Jhaku Temple. The temple of the monkey faced God Hanuman at the height of 8048 feet above sea level and offers a panoramic view of the city. The collection of the statues, miniatures, coins and photos at the state Museum is as awe aspiring as the stained glass windows of the Christ Church and St. Michael’s Cathedral.
The hill resort also offers picture perfect picnic spots in the lap of lovely nature. Amidst the glen forests near the stream and then a little ahead amongst the deodar forests at Annandale are the best bets for family picnics.
You may plan your trip to Shimla anytime of the year. When the plains experience scorching summers, Shimla is cool with temperature less than 25 degrees. In winters it is the best sport for fun and frolic. The adventure sports simply take over the land. The Christmas and the New Year’s Eve are best spent in the snowfall at Shimla with your near and dear ones.
Besides being the ultimate summer retreat Shimla remains an ideal spot for adventure sports. You may take your pick from the various treks to the Kullu valley or indulge in trout fishing at the Pabbar River. The more adventurous of you may ski at the Narkanda and Kufri from January to mid-March. Of course the nine-hole golf course at Naldehra is a major draw for the tourists.
The beautiful hill resort offers a lot for those of you who would like to indulge in a shopping spree. You must check out the Mall for the best in garment and textile industry, here the State emporium offers the himachali (local) handicrafts and handloom items. The hats that are available in a wide range of charges and colors make the perfect souvenirs. For the dry fruits and natural herbs carrying medicinal properties you may check out any of the local shops whereas the Lakkar Bazaar is the one stop market for the wooden items of all shapes and sizes.
The capital city for the north Indian state of Himachal Pradesh is at a distance of 343 km from Delhi, 260 km from Manali, and 119 km from Chandigarh. The city airport is well connected with Delhi and Kullu through regular flights.
Now regardless of the fact that you are planning for your summer vacations of winter holidays Shimla is going to be happy.
leh in the himalayas ---- are u coming
Hi there
Ive been attached with this valley in the Himalayas for a long time now and I would like to share my knowledge with you all
It’s a lovely place for tourism and all adventure sports people
So read on
Leh - Introduction
Leh is a hill resort with several attractions. The capital of Ladakh has been the center of Tibeto-Buddhist Culture since long. Its colorful gompas attract the devout Buddhists from far and away. Leh also is a favorite hiking locale that is thronged by adventure seekers.
Leh - Location
The hill resort of Leh is the administrative capital of the Ladakh district. It lies in the eastern part of the northern Indian state of Jammu and Kashmir. Leh stands high at an altitude of 3,505 m above sea level. The Zanskar River flows through Leh.
Leh - Past
Leh became the regional capital in the 17th century, when King Sengge Namgyal shifted his court here from Shey (15 km southeast) to be closer to the head of the Khardung La-Karakoram corridor into China. Very soon, the town blossomed into one of the busiest markets on the Silk Route. It was in 1974 that Leh was opened up for tourists.
Leh Best Time To Visit
The lovely landscapes and the majestic mountains of Leh attract adventurers and tourists alike. The best time to visit Ladakh is in the summer months i.e. between the months of June and August. The road is open thus the transportation to and from Leh is easy in summers. In winters the temperature at Leh goes below zero degrees often.
Leh - Sites in and around
The hill resort of Leh is dotted with sites of tourist interest. One of the major landmarks of Leh worth visiting is the Leh Palace. The Leh Palace is on the same lines as the Potala in Lhasa. The 17th century royal residence is now in ruins. Close to the Palace atop the Namgyal hill stands the Victory Tower. The Tower was built to commemorate Ladakh's victory over the Balti Kashmir armies in the early 16th century. Then there is the Namgyal Tsemo Gompa. The Gompa was built way back in 1430. The major attractions in the Gompa are the three-story high Buddha image and ancient manuscripts and frescoes. You may catch some breathtakingly beautiful vistas of Leh from here.Then there is the tourist attraction of the Sankar Gompa. The Gompa is renowned for the impressive impression of the Buddhist deity Avalokiteshwara Padmahari or Chenresig with a thousand arms and an equal number of heads. Shanti Stupa is another must visit at Leh. The Stupa is a vintage point to enjoy the wondrous views of the exotic locales of Leh. While at Leh you must also check out the Alchi Gompa. The 11th century gompa is located on the banks of the Indus River. Alchi is one of the largest and the most famous monasteries in Leh. You may check out the widely renowned collection of paintings in the Gompa. The biggest Gompa of Leh namely, Hemis is another site worth visiting. In fact there are several gompas of the 16th and the 17th century, in and around Leh that are of much interest to the archeologists. Leh along with Choglamsar is known for the Buddhist study centers. In case you are holidaying at Leh and need relaxation, try the summer meditation sessions at the Mahabodhi Meditation Center on Changspa Lane.
For regular shopping Leh has several markets. For gift items and souvenirs the tourists at Leh may check out the Ladakh Art Place in the old town, the Ecology Center and some shops behind the Main Bazaar road. If you happen to be in Leh during the Ladakh festival then you must pick up the local handicrafts and clothes from the captivating stalls.
Leh - Adventure Sports
Leh is indeed a trekker's paradise in North India. In case adventure excites you then you must take up any of the many treks offered from Leh. The trekking agencies in Leh offer treks inclusive of guide, packhorses, food and supplies. Polo is another popular activity you may indulge in at the Polo ground of Leh. Polo matches and competitions are regularly held in Leh. For the archers the National Archery Stadium is the place to be at in Leh. Then there is the ravishing adventure sport of river rafting you may try in the Zanskar River. The period from the month of July to September is ideal for river rafting in Leh. Leh also offers mountain biking to the daring on the second highest motor able road in the world. The adventure in mountain biking from Leh lies in the most hostile terrains. The entire stretch of 485 km between Leh and Manali offers a challenge to mountain bikers who have the opportunity to cut across the majestic Himalayan ranges through four mountains passes. Adventurers need to push endurance to the limits to accept the challenge offered by the dangerous high-altitude trail from Leh. To the daring adventurers Leh-Manali highway rewards spectacular and picturesque landscapes.
Leh - How to Reach
In terms of air transport Leh is well connected with the other important places in India. Regular flights link Leh with Delhi, Jammu and Srinagar.
For road transport to Leh there are land routes connecting Leh with Srinagar and Manali. The Leh-Srinagar road is usually open from June to October, while the Leh-Manali route is open from July to September.
Leh - Where to Stay
Accommodation options are easily available at Leh. Leh has several hotels and guesthouses that mostly open in the peak season from July to mid September. Budget lodging is available in three main areas: the old town, the newer areas along the Fort Road, and within the peaceful village of Changspa. The wooden lodges may be mid-range or top-end lodges offering comfortable stay at Leh. Delicious and hygienic food is also available in plenty at Leh. You may feast on a variety of cuisines in Leh. Indian delicacies and especially the Kashmiri dishes are popular. Tibetan as well as western cuisines are easily available. During your stay in Leh the bakeries and their sweetmeats are a must checkout.
Leh - Travel Information
It is noteworthy that the tourists must acclimatize to the atmosphere at Leh. Otherwise the humans are likely to suffer from acute mountain sickness or the AMS.
The tourists or the adventure seekers need to have permits for entry in to the restricted areas in and around Leh.
Individual tourists are not permitted to visit the entry-restricted areas.
Tourists or the adventurers are not allowed to stay for more than seven days even after getting permits to the restricted circuits.
The tourist or the adventure groups are to travel on identified tour circuits only
Ive been attached with this valley in the Himalayas for a long time now and I would like to share my knowledge with you all
It’s a lovely place for tourism and all adventure sports people
So read on
Leh - Introduction
Leh is a hill resort with several attractions. The capital of Ladakh has been the center of Tibeto-Buddhist Culture since long. Its colorful gompas attract the devout Buddhists from far and away. Leh also is a favorite hiking locale that is thronged by adventure seekers.
Leh - Location
The hill resort of Leh is the administrative capital of the Ladakh district. It lies in the eastern part of the northern Indian state of Jammu and Kashmir. Leh stands high at an altitude of 3,505 m above sea level. The Zanskar River flows through Leh.
Leh - Past
Leh became the regional capital in the 17th century, when King Sengge Namgyal shifted his court here from Shey (15 km southeast) to be closer to the head of the Khardung La-Karakoram corridor into China. Very soon, the town blossomed into one of the busiest markets on the Silk Route. It was in 1974 that Leh was opened up for tourists.
Leh Best Time To Visit
The lovely landscapes and the majestic mountains of Leh attract adventurers and tourists alike. The best time to visit Ladakh is in the summer months i.e. between the months of June and August. The road is open thus the transportation to and from Leh is easy in summers. In winters the temperature at Leh goes below zero degrees often.
Leh - Sites in and around
The hill resort of Leh is dotted with sites of tourist interest. One of the major landmarks of Leh worth visiting is the Leh Palace. The Leh Palace is on the same lines as the Potala in Lhasa. The 17th century royal residence is now in ruins. Close to the Palace atop the Namgyal hill stands the Victory Tower. The Tower was built to commemorate Ladakh's victory over the Balti Kashmir armies in the early 16th century. Then there is the Namgyal Tsemo Gompa. The Gompa was built way back in 1430. The major attractions in the Gompa are the three-story high Buddha image and ancient manuscripts and frescoes. You may catch some breathtakingly beautiful vistas of Leh from here.Then there is the tourist attraction of the Sankar Gompa. The Gompa is renowned for the impressive impression of the Buddhist deity Avalokiteshwara Padmahari or Chenresig with a thousand arms and an equal number of heads. Shanti Stupa is another must visit at Leh. The Stupa is a vintage point to enjoy the wondrous views of the exotic locales of Leh. While at Leh you must also check out the Alchi Gompa. The 11th century gompa is located on the banks of the Indus River. Alchi is one of the largest and the most famous monasteries in Leh. You may check out the widely renowned collection of paintings in the Gompa. The biggest Gompa of Leh namely, Hemis is another site worth visiting. In fact there are several gompas of the 16th and the 17th century, in and around Leh that are of much interest to the archeologists. Leh along with Choglamsar is known for the Buddhist study centers. In case you are holidaying at Leh and need relaxation, try the summer meditation sessions at the Mahabodhi Meditation Center on Changspa Lane.
For regular shopping Leh has several markets. For gift items and souvenirs the tourists at Leh may check out the Ladakh Art Place in the old town, the Ecology Center and some shops behind the Main Bazaar road. If you happen to be in Leh during the Ladakh festival then you must pick up the local handicrafts and clothes from the captivating stalls.
Leh - Adventure Sports
Leh is indeed a trekker's paradise in North India. In case adventure excites you then you must take up any of the many treks offered from Leh. The trekking agencies in Leh offer treks inclusive of guide, packhorses, food and supplies. Polo is another popular activity you may indulge in at the Polo ground of Leh. Polo matches and competitions are regularly held in Leh. For the archers the National Archery Stadium is the place to be at in Leh. Then there is the ravishing adventure sport of river rafting you may try in the Zanskar River. The period from the month of July to September is ideal for river rafting in Leh. Leh also offers mountain biking to the daring on the second highest motor able road in the world. The adventure in mountain biking from Leh lies in the most hostile terrains. The entire stretch of 485 km between Leh and Manali offers a challenge to mountain bikers who have the opportunity to cut across the majestic Himalayan ranges through four mountains passes. Adventurers need to push endurance to the limits to accept the challenge offered by the dangerous high-altitude trail from Leh. To the daring adventurers Leh-Manali highway rewards spectacular and picturesque landscapes.
Leh - How to Reach
In terms of air transport Leh is well connected with the other important places in India. Regular flights link Leh with Delhi, Jammu and Srinagar.
For road transport to Leh there are land routes connecting Leh with Srinagar and Manali. The Leh-Srinagar road is usually open from June to October, while the Leh-Manali route is open from July to September.
Leh - Where to Stay
Accommodation options are easily available at Leh. Leh has several hotels and guesthouses that mostly open in the peak season from July to mid September. Budget lodging is available in three main areas: the old town, the newer areas along the Fort Road, and within the peaceful village of Changspa. The wooden lodges may be mid-range or top-end lodges offering comfortable stay at Leh. Delicious and hygienic food is also available in plenty at Leh. You may feast on a variety of cuisines in Leh. Indian delicacies and especially the Kashmiri dishes are popular. Tibetan as well as western cuisines are easily available. During your stay in Leh the bakeries and their sweetmeats are a must checkout.
Leh - Travel Information
It is noteworthy that the tourists must acclimatize to the atmosphere at Leh. Otherwise the humans are likely to suffer from acute mountain sickness or the AMS.
The tourists or the adventure seekers need to have permits for entry in to the restricted areas in and around Leh.
Individual tourists are not permitted to visit the entry-restricted areas.
Tourists or the adventurers are not allowed to stay for more than seven days even after getting permits to the restricted circuits.
The tourist or the adventure groups are to travel on identified tour circuits only
Monday, July 24, 2006
DONT DO CLICK FRAUD
Swindlers have stepped up their effort to fleece millions of dollars (euros) from online advertisers who use lucrative marketing networks .
The sales referrals generated by clicks on the brief advertising links popularized by the two Internet powerhouses are a sham 14.1 percent of the time, based on information collected from 1,300 online marketers.
The statistics jibe with other data asserting advertisers are paying a significant sum to Google, Yahoo and their partner Web sites for phantom shoppers even as more resources are devoted to thwarting scammers.
The motives for click fraud vary. Most often, Web site owners repeatedly click the ads on their own sites to generate money for themselves. In other cases, advertisers target the ads of their rivals to drain their marketing budgets.
Fraudulent clicking of Internet search type ads has emerged as a big problem. In addition to difficulty in distinguishing whether or not a click was fraudulent, it is difficult to pursue who after all did it. There is a move in the industry to work out common guidelines regarding fraudulent clicks but there is no definite solution is sight and there are publishers who admit that “it is realistic to think that some fake clicks will always be there”.
But the overarching problem is both hard to solve and important: How do you tell if there's an actual person sitting in front of a computer screen? How do you tell that the person is paying attention, hasn't automated his responses, and isn't being assisted by friends? This problem manifests itself in other areas as well.
For years, online computer game companies have been battling players who use computer programs to assist their play: programs that allow them to shoot perfectly or see information they normally couldn't see.
Playing is less fun if everyone else is computer-assisted, but unless there's a cash prize on the line, the stakes are small. Not so with online poker sites, where computer-assisted players -- or even computers playing without a real person at all -- have the potential to drive all the human players away from the game.
Look around the internet, and you see this problem pop up again and again. Standard testing doesn't work online, because the tester can't be sure that the test taker doesn't have his book open, or a friend standing over his shoulder helping him. The solution in both cases is a proctor, of course, but that's not always practical and obviates the benefits of internet testing.
Some websites are testing a new advertising model to deal with click fraud: cost-per-action ads. Advertisers don't pay unless the customer performs a certain action: buys a product, fills out a survey, whatever. It's a hard model to make work but it's the right security response to click fraud: Change the rules of the game so that click fraud doesn't matter.
That's how to solve a security problem
AND THE BEST WAY IS TO EDUCATE YOURSELF AND AROUND YOU NOT TO DO CLICK FRAUD AND HELP IMPROVE THIS INDUSTRY
The sales referrals generated by clicks on the brief advertising links popularized by the two Internet powerhouses are a sham 14.1 percent of the time, based on information collected from 1,300 online marketers.
The statistics jibe with other data asserting advertisers are paying a significant sum to Google, Yahoo and their partner Web sites for phantom shoppers even as more resources are devoted to thwarting scammers.
The motives for click fraud vary. Most often, Web site owners repeatedly click the ads on their own sites to generate money for themselves. In other cases, advertisers target the ads of their rivals to drain their marketing budgets.
Fraudulent clicking of Internet search type ads has emerged as a big problem. In addition to difficulty in distinguishing whether or not a click was fraudulent, it is difficult to pursue who after all did it. There is a move in the industry to work out common guidelines regarding fraudulent clicks but there is no definite solution is sight and there are publishers who admit that “it is realistic to think that some fake clicks will always be there”.
But the overarching problem is both hard to solve and important: How do you tell if there's an actual person sitting in front of a computer screen? How do you tell that the person is paying attention, hasn't automated his responses, and isn't being assisted by friends? This problem manifests itself in other areas as well.
For years, online computer game companies have been battling players who use computer programs to assist their play: programs that allow them to shoot perfectly or see information they normally couldn't see.
Playing is less fun if everyone else is computer-assisted, but unless there's a cash prize on the line, the stakes are small. Not so with online poker sites, where computer-assisted players -- or even computers playing without a real person at all -- have the potential to drive all the human players away from the game.
Look around the internet, and you see this problem pop up again and again. Standard testing doesn't work online, because the tester can't be sure that the test taker doesn't have his book open, or a friend standing over his shoulder helping him. The solution in both cases is a proctor, of course, but that's not always practical and obviates the benefits of internet testing.
Some websites are testing a new advertising model to deal with click fraud: cost-per-action ads. Advertisers don't pay unless the customer performs a certain action: buys a product, fills out a survey, whatever. It's a hard model to make work but it's the right security response to click fraud: Change the rules of the game so that click fraud doesn't matter.
That's how to solve a security problem
AND THE BEST WAY IS TO EDUCATE YOURSELF AND AROUND YOU NOT TO DO CLICK FRAUD AND HELP IMPROVE THIS INDUSTRY
pirates of the carribean- dead man's chest
I just saw the movie some minutes ago
The movie is actually visually stunning - the CGI is very good and you won't spend the whole film groaning about how fake things appear on the screen.Acting was nice and brilliant. Johnny Depp again proves why he's the only man alive who can play the role of Cap. Jack Sparrow. There's a large number of characters returning from the first film - including some people I was very happy to see again.My only critic about the film is that it lacks a certain 'heart' that the first film had, which I believe came because the first film was something very different
. Usually a lot of movies that have a second or a third tend to ruin the first one, and this one certainly does not. It was one hundred percent better than the first one, actually. It was still action packed, funny, and it features people you would not expect, I was even dropping my jaw the whole time! If you liked Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, you're going to have to love this one too. Of course, Johnny Depp's acting is still wonderful as the last one, as well as Orlando Bloom's and Keira Knightley's. The effects are absolutely stunning and keeps you on the edge of your seat. I do suggest though, if you have not seen the first one, you need to see that before going to see this one..otherwise, you're going to be a "tad" clueless on some parts. The movie does total justice and I would see it again and again!
That aside, you will hardly notice it. There's a good plot, great and beautiful sets, great acting and plenty of laughs. One of the best films I've seen all year thus far – so go on and watch it today
The movie is actually visually stunning - the CGI is very good and you won't spend the whole film groaning about how fake things appear on the screen.Acting was nice and brilliant. Johnny Depp again proves why he's the only man alive who can play the role of Cap. Jack Sparrow. There's a large number of characters returning from the first film - including some people I was very happy to see again.My only critic about the film is that it lacks a certain 'heart' that the first film had, which I believe came because the first film was something very different
. Usually a lot of movies that have a second or a third tend to ruin the first one, and this one certainly does not. It was one hundred percent better than the first one, actually. It was still action packed, funny, and it features people you would not expect, I was even dropping my jaw the whole time! If you liked Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, you're going to have to love this one too. Of course, Johnny Depp's acting is still wonderful as the last one, as well as Orlando Bloom's and Keira Knightley's. The effects are absolutely stunning and keeps you on the edge of your seat. I do suggest though, if you have not seen the first one, you need to see that before going to see this one..otherwise, you're going to be a "tad" clueless on some parts. The movie does total justice and I would see it again and again!
That aside, you will hardly notice it. There's a good plot, great and beautiful sets, great acting and plenty of laughs. One of the best films I've seen all year thus far – so go on and watch it today
Sunday, July 23, 2006
George W. Bush Quotes
All quotes 100% authentic, and courtesey of George W. Bush.
"I think we can agree. The past is over."
"I have learned from mistakes I may or may not have made."
"It was just inebreating what the Midlands was all about then." (A slip on exhillerating)
"It's clearly the budget. It has a lot of numbers on it."
"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."
"Will highways on the internet become more few?"
"Like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself."
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning? Laura and I really don't realize just how bright our children is."
"I was raised in the West. The West of Texas. It's pretty close to California. More so than Washington, D.C. is close to California."
"I propose that every city have a telephone number 119 -- for dyslexics who have an emergency."
"There ought to be limits to freedom." Said about parody websites of him.
"I believe that we are on an irreversible trend toward democracy and more freedom- but that could change."
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared.'"
"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
"I have made good judgements in the past. I have made good judgements in the future."
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about, in terms of not having it."
"We are ready for any unseen event that may or may not occur."
"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
"We have a firm committment to NATO; we are a part of NATO. We have a firm committment to Europe; we are a part of Europe."
"Who is to blame for riots? The rioters are to blame."
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history.
But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
"It isn't pollution that's ruining the environment; it's all the impurities in the air and water that's doing it."
"It's time the human race entered the solar system."
"I think we can agree. The past is over."
"I have learned from mistakes I may or may not have made."
"It was just inebreating what the Midlands was all about then." (A slip on exhillerating)
"It's clearly the budget. It has a lot of numbers on it."
"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."
"Will highways on the internet become more few?"
"Like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself."
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning? Laura and I really don't realize just how bright our children is."
"I was raised in the West. The West of Texas. It's pretty close to California. More so than Washington, D.C. is close to California."
"I propose that every city have a telephone number 119 -- for dyslexics who have an emergency."
"There ought to be limits to freedom." Said about parody websites of him.
"I believe that we are on an irreversible trend toward democracy and more freedom- but that could change."
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared.'"
"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
"I have made good judgements in the past. I have made good judgements in the future."
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about, in terms of not having it."
"We are ready for any unseen event that may or may not occur."
"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
"We have a firm committment to NATO; we are a part of NATO. We have a firm committment to Europe; we are a part of Europe."
"Who is to blame for riots? The rioters are to blame."
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history.
But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
"It isn't pollution that's ruining the environment; it's all the impurities in the air and water that's doing it."
"It's time the human race entered the solar system."
light moments
Excuses, excuses
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up.As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further.
The needle hit 90, 100... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought, and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
Einstein's chauffeur
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker'scircuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get backto his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yetanother rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks and manner) that he was tired of making speeches."I have and idea, boss," his chauffeur said. "I've heard yougive this speech so many times. I'll bet I could give it for you."Einstein laughed loudly and said, "Why not? Let's do it!"When they arrive at the dinner, Einstein donned the chauffeur's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The chauffeur gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein's speech and even answered a few questions expertly.Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody's fool.Without missing a beat, the chauffeur fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, "Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffeur, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me."
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up.As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further.
The needle hit 90, 100... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought, and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
Einstein's chauffeur
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker'scircuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get backto his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yetanother rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks and manner) that he was tired of making speeches."I have and idea, boss," his chauffeur said. "I've heard yougive this speech so many times. I'll bet I could give it for you."Einstein laughed loudly and said, "Why not? Let's do it!"When they arrive at the dinner, Einstein donned the chauffeur's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The chauffeur gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein's speech and even answered a few questions expertly.Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody's fool.Without missing a beat, the chauffeur fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, "Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffeur, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me."
Mindless Facts
A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
A snail can sleep for three years.
All Polar bears are left-handed.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Cat's urine glows under a black light.
China has more English speakers than the United States.
Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.
If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
No word in the English language rhymes with month.
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the '30s lobbied against hemp farmers, they saw it as competition.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
Starfish haven't got brains.
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
The average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night.
The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female
initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."
The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.
The sentence, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.
The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
You share your birthday with at least nine million other people in the world.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
A snail can sleep for three years.
All Polar bears are left-handed.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Cat's urine glows under a black light.
China has more English speakers than the United States.
Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.
If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
No word in the English language rhymes with month.
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the '30s lobbied against hemp farmers, they saw it as competition.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
Starfish haven't got brains.
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
The average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night.
The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female
initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."
The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.
The sentence, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.
The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
You share your birthday with at least nine million other people in the world.
Sign Language
On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blow-out."
Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Let us pick your nose."
On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet miss a car payment."
Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry.Come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At the entrance to a sperm bank: "The customer always comes first"
At the exit of the same bank: "Thank you for coming, please come again."
On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blow-out."
Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Let us pick your nose."
On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet miss a car payment."
Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry.Come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At the entrance to a sperm bank: "The customer always comes first"
At the exit of the same bank: "Thank you for coming, please come again."
Ordering a Pizza
You can order a pizza in so many ways
1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. Answer their questions with questions.
9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition, ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.
10. Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST-EFFICIENT SYSTEM.
11. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
12. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.
13. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
14. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."
15. Stutter on the letter "p."
16. Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g. If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
17. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
18. Crack your knuckles into the receiver.
19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
20. Rattle off your order with a determined air. If asked "Would you like drinks with that?", panic and become disoriented.
21. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
22. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.
23. Change your accent every three seconds.
24. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
25. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?"
26. Start your order with "I'd like. . . ". A little later, slap yourself and say "No, I don't."
27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
28. Rent a pizza.
29. Order while using an electric knife sharpener.
30. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
31. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound.
32. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."
33. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, (Pizza Place), start to cry and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?"
34. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs. 35. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
36. Imitate the order taker's voice.
37. Eliminate verbs from your speech.
38. When they say "What would you like?" say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now."
39. Play a sitar in the background.
40. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.
41. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
42. Ask to see a menu.
43. Quote Carl Sandberg.
44. Say you'll be able to pay for this when the movie people call back.
45. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
46. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.
47. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.
48. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
49. Shout "I'm through with men/women! Send me a dozen of your best, Gaston!"
50. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"
51. Psychoanalyze the order taker.
52. Ask what their ph
one number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.
53. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
54. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
55. Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.
56. Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his supervisor he's fired.
57. Report a petty theft to the order taker.
58. Use expletives like "Great Caesar's Ghost" and "Jesus Joseph and Mary in Tinsel Town." 59. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
60. If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words." 61. Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.
62. Try to talk while drinking something.
63. Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and. . . action!"
64. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
65. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
66. Be vague in your order.
67. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
68. If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.
69. After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
70. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."
71. State your order and say that's as far as this relationship is going to get.
72. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
73. Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that.
74. Detect the order taker's psychic aura. Use it to your advantage.
75. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.
76. Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica. Stop talking at regular intervals to play it.
77. Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.
78. Perfect a celebrity's voice. Stress that you won't take any crap from some two-bit can't-hack-it pimple-faced gofer.
79. Put them on hold.
80. Teach the order taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.
81. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'."
82. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.
83. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"
84. When you've given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."
85. Haggle.
86. Order a one-inch pizza.
87. Order term life insurance.
88. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"89. Order with a Speak-n-Spell where applicable.
90. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
91. While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.
92. Engage in some serious swapping.
93. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he/she says it, say "Please don't mention that word."
94. Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired.
95. If he/she suggests a side order, ask why he/she is punishing you.
96. Ask if the pizza has had its shots.
97. Order a steamed pizza.
98. Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say, "This is your (time of day) wake-up call, So-and-so." Hang up.
99. Offer to pay for the pizza with a public flogging.If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker,
100. Say, in your best pouty voice, "Last guy let me do it."
1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. Answer their questions with questions.
9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition, ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.
10. Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST-EFFICIENT SYSTEM.
11. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
12. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.
13. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
14. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."
15. Stutter on the letter "p."
16. Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g. If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
17. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
18. Crack your knuckles into the receiver.
19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
20. Rattle off your order with a determined air. If asked "Would you like drinks with that?", panic and become disoriented.
21. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
22. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.
23. Change your accent every three seconds.
24. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
25. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?"
26. Start your order with "I'd like. . . ". A little later, slap yourself and say "No, I don't."
27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
28. Rent a pizza.
29. Order while using an electric knife sharpener.
30. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
31. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound.
32. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."
33. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, (Pizza Place), start to cry and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?"
34. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs. 35. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
36. Imitate the order taker's voice.
37. Eliminate verbs from your speech.
38. When they say "What would you like?" say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now."
39. Play a sitar in the background.
40. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.
41. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
42. Ask to see a menu.
43. Quote Carl Sandberg.
44. Say you'll be able to pay for this when the movie people call back.
45. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
46. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.
47. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.
48. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
49. Shout "I'm through with men/women! Send me a dozen of your best, Gaston!"
50. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"
51. Psychoanalyze the order taker.
52. Ask what their ph
one number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.
53. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
54. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
55. Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.
56. Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his supervisor he's fired.
57. Report a petty theft to the order taker.
58. Use expletives like "Great Caesar's Ghost" and "Jesus Joseph and Mary in Tinsel Town." 59. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
60. If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words." 61. Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.
62. Try to talk while drinking something.
63. Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and. . . action!"
64. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
65. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
66. Be vague in your order.
67. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
68. If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.
69. After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
70. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."
71. State your order and say that's as far as this relationship is going to get.
72. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
73. Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that.
74. Detect the order taker's psychic aura. Use it to your advantage.
75. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.
76. Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica. Stop talking at regular intervals to play it.
77. Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.
78. Perfect a celebrity's voice. Stress that you won't take any crap from some two-bit can't-hack-it pimple-faced gofer.
79. Put them on hold.
80. Teach the order taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.
81. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'."
82. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.
83. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"
84. When you've given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."
85. Haggle.
86. Order a one-inch pizza.
87. Order term life insurance.
88. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"89. Order with a Speak-n-Spell where applicable.
90. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
91. While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.
92. Engage in some serious swapping.
93. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he/she says it, say "Please don't mention that word."
94. Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired.
95. If he/she suggests a side order, ask why he/she is punishing you.
96. Ask if the pizza has had its shots.
97. Order a steamed pizza.
98. Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say, "This is your (time of day) wake-up call, So-and-so." Hang up.
99. Offer to pay for the pizza with a public flogging.If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker,
100. Say, in your best pouty voice, "Last guy let me do it."
microsoft or cars:- Bill Gates -- are u sure?
Why Microsoft shouldn't make cars
At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's comments/General Motors issued a press release stating the following: "If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would be driving cars with the following characteristics:
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally, your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would accept this, restart, and drive on.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart;in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought 'Car95' or 'CarNT.' Then you would have to buymore seats.
6. Macintosh would make a car that's powered by the sun, more reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads.
7. The oil, water, temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single 'general car fault' warning light.
8. New seats would force everyone to have the same butt size.
9. The airbag system would say 'Are you sure?' before going off.
10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps, even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50 per cent or more.
12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
13. You'd press the 'Start' button to shut off the engine.
At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's comments/General Motors issued a press release stating the following: "If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would be driving cars with the following characteristics:
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally, your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would accept this, restart, and drive on.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart;in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought 'Car95' or 'CarNT.' Then you would have to buymore seats.
6. Macintosh would make a car that's powered by the sun, more reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads.
7. The oil, water, temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single 'general car fault' warning light.
8. New seats would force everyone to have the same butt size.
9. The airbag system would say 'Are you sure?' before going off.
10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps, even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50 per cent or more.
12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
13. You'd press the 'Start' button to shut off the engine.
Sunday, July 16, 2006
sardar jokes
1 Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y did'nt u Xchnged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth..
2 Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody Will b there............. Girl goes at night & really nobody was there
3 A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for Filling up. U knows y? FORM said " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
4 A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was? . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
5 A Teacher lecturing on population - In India afterEvery 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
6 Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
7 Sardar had twins; he named them Tin&Martin. Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater. again twins & named Max & Climax. Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED!
8 19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18...
9 A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
10 Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail". 1
1 Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
12 Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. WHY? because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"
13 Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes!
14 SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR,SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....
15 One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U knw Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
16 Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It"s already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
17 Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! At 25flr:I'm unmarried! At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa
18 ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING? HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER
19 Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
20 A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing. A bystander: why are u laughing? Sardar: I have a Airtel cell phone but still hutch network is following me.
21 Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!
22 A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" 23 Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
24 What does a sardar do after taking a xerox? He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
25 Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'........... Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
26 WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY? ** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.
27 Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why... sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
28) A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
29) Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like all d passengers in d car he was driving..
31) Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
32) Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
33) Sardar news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..
34)A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied
"Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".
35) Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies. Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"
36) Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing ? He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping.
2 Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody Will b there............. Girl goes at night & really nobody was there
3 A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for Filling up. U knows y? FORM said " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
4 A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was? . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
5 A Teacher lecturing on population - In India afterEvery 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
6 Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
7 Sardar had twins; he named them Tin&Martin. Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater. again twins & named Max & Climax. Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED!
8 19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18...
9 A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
10 Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail". 1
1 Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
12 Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. WHY? because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"
13 Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes!
14 SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR,SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....
15 One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U knw Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
16 Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It"s already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
17 Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! At 25flr:I'm unmarried! At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa
18 ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING? HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER
19 Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
20 A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing. A bystander: why are u laughing? Sardar: I have a Airtel cell phone but still hutch network is following me.
21 Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!
22 A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" 23 Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
24 What does a sardar do after taking a xerox? He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
25 Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'........... Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
26 WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY? ** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.
27 Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why... sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
28) A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
29) Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like all d passengers in d car he was driving..
31) Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
32) Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
33) Sardar news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..
34)A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied
"Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".
35) Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies. Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"
36) Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing ? He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping.
Saturday, July 15, 2006
land mines
A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands.
She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men now walked several yards behind their wives.
She approached one of the women for an explanation. "This is marvelous," said the journalist. "What enabled women here to achieve this reversal of roles?"
To which the Kuwaiti woman replied: "Land mines."
She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men now walked several yards behind their wives.
She approached one of the women for an explanation. "This is marvelous," said the journalist. "What enabled women here to achieve this reversal of roles?"
To which the Kuwaiti woman replied: "Land mines."
my goldfish and your cat
Little Nancy
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?" "My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up," and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?" "My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up," and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."
enjoyment unlimited
JUDGES! Have a bit of harmless fun with the accused when giving judgment - take out a black hanky and put it on your head. ------------------------------------------CINEMA-GOERS! Save your time and money by not going to see the Blair Witch Project. Instead, fill a large plastic bag with dry leaves. Then shake the bag while the light is switched off. ------------------------------------------ AIRCRAFT MANUFACTURERS! Why not consider using the material used in the Black Box for the whole plane. ------------------------------------------POLICE! Arrest that man out walking his dog. He has come across too many dead bodies for our liking. ------------------------------------------ RESTAURANT CUSTOMERS! Tie a tablecloth around your neck and tell the waiter "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?" ------------------------------------------ PARANOID X-FILE FANS! Make guests believe your flat might be bugged by running your hands under the tables and inside lampshades, then turning on the shower every time you want to speak. ------------------------------------------BIG MAC EATERS! Transform your garage into a drive-in McDonalds. Simply sit in your car, lower your window and demand that your wife/girlfriend/little sister brings you a cup of coffee, on roller skates.------------------------------------------HOME OWNERS! Don't invite drug addicts round for a meal on December 26th. They may find the offer of cold turkey embarrassing or offensive.------------------------------------------TROUBLE WITH NOSY NEIGHBORS? Convince them that you've just invented a 'SHRINKING' device.
Simply ruffle up your hair, wear a white lab coat and park a bulldozer outside your house for a few days.
Then dim and flicker the lights in your house during the night and secretly replace the bulldozer with a small Dinky/Tonka toy of the same description.
Just watch their faces in the morning!
Simply ruffle up your hair, wear a white lab coat and park a bulldozer outside your house for a few days.
Then dim and flicker the lights in your house during the night and secretly replace the bulldozer with a small Dinky/Tonka toy of the same description.
Just watch their faces in the morning!
microsoft Bill Gates and GM motors
Why Microsoft shouldn't make cars
At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's comments/General Motors issued a press release stating the following: "If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would be driving cars with the following characteristics:
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally, your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would accept this, restart, and drive on.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart;in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought 'Car95' or 'CarNT.' Then you would have to buymore seats.
6. Macintosh would make a car that's powered by the sun, more reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads.
7. The oil, water, temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single 'general car fault' warning light.
8. New seats would force everyone to have the same butt size.
9. The airbag system would say 'Are you sure?' before going off.
10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps, even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50 per cent or more.
12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.13. You'd press the 'Start' button to shut off the engine.
At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's comments/General Motors issued a press release stating the following: "If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would be driving cars with the following characteristics:
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally, your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would accept this, restart, and drive on.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart;in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought 'Car95' or 'CarNT.' Then you would have to buymore seats.
6. Macintosh would make a car that's powered by the sun, more reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads.
7. The oil, water, temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single 'general car fault' warning light.
8. New seats would force everyone to have the same butt size.
9. The airbag system would say 'Are you sure?' before going off.
10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps, even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50 per cent or more.
12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.13. You'd press the 'Start' button to shut off the engine.
Friday, July 14, 2006
A GUIDE TO INDIAN CITIES
MUMBAI (BOMBAY): Bombay, renamed Mumbai, could well be any other metropolitan city in the World, with its skyscraper-filled skyline. However, that is where the comparison ends, for the integral part of Mumbai lives at sea level and street level – in its old crumbling homes flanking lanes and even narrower bylanes. Like all big cities, Mumbai too shows its seamy sides in the slums. It has the honor of having Dharavi, the largest slum in Asia, in its folds. ‘Jhuggis’ (hutments) exist cheek-by-jowl with ivory towers. For its teeming population, home in Mumbai could be along railway tracks, under bridges, in massive unused pipes, nestling against the walls of textile mills – or in the plush high-rises along the western front of the island.
PUNE: The city of students, Queen of the Deccan, Oxford of the East are just some of the names that Pune is known by. Peaceful and modern with its own traditions, this neighbour to Mumbai offers a lifestyle that includes peace, space and a lot of fun. Whether it is cuisine or culture, institutions or history, Pune truly has it all. Pleasant weather means that Nature ensures the continuance of a life given to enjoying the best of it all. Today, Pune is a much sought after destination for students not only from different parts of the country but also from all over the world. Pune is also home to the Film and Television Institute and the well stocked National Film Archives. It is also the place where Rajneesh chose to open the now world famous Osho Ashram.
AHMEDABAD: Ahmedabad, the largest city and capital of Gujarat, nurtures a striking blend of the glorious past and a vibrant present. Named after a Sultan who founded it in 1411, the city is associated with Mahatma Gandhi, Father of the Nation, whose simple ashram on the banks of river Sabarmati is now a site of national pilgrimage. Ahmedabad is a great textile and commercial center and known as the "Manchester of India". The city is today the second largest prosperous city in Western India and a place where tradition and modernity coexist in perfect harmony.
JAIPUR: Jaipur was founded by Maharaja Jai Singh II (1693-1743) and is the capital of Rajasthan. Jaipur is surrounded by hills and dotted with forts. Houses with pink latticed windows line the streets, and look almost magical at sunset. An extremely well planned city, Jaipur was designed by an engineer and scholar Vidyadhar Bhattacharya, in accordance with ancient Hindu treatise on architecture, the Shilpa Shasta (Vastu). The Old City, also known as the Pink City, is a wonderful place to wander around. The whole city was painted pink by Maharaja Man Singh II when Prince of Wales, later Edward VII, visited Jaipur in 1876. Today, every home within the city is obliged by law to maintain this facade.
TRIVANDRUM: God's own country with its psychedelic sunsets complete with palm trees swaying to whatever music the wind chooses to play, the wafting aromas of the land of coffee, spices and coconuts, the bastion of communism, a literate people whose friendliness is only surpassed by their curiosity for more. A place that fiercely retains and respects the ancient traditions while viewing the modern with tolerance and invitation - Thiruvananthapuram or Trivandrum is Kerala incarnate. There is beauty and intelligence, the exotic and the mundane, there are Ayurvedic massages that elicit equal amounts of pain and pleasure, beaches and lagoons with the best part being the preservation of it all the way Nature meant it to be.
COCHIN: Cochin is the commercial capital of Kerala, and is sometimes referred to as the ‘Queen of the Arabian Sea’. Cochin proudly boasts a rich cultural heritage, but is one of the most fast-paced and modern cities in India. It is also one of the finest natural harbours of the world and a major Indian port. Cochin is basically a collection of islands and narrow peninsulas and can be divided into Ernakulam, Willingdon Island, Mattancherry and Fort Kochi. An international airport and seaport, connect Cochin to the rest of the world. The city also has an outstanding network of road, rail, backwater, and a modern communication system. Always a tourist favourite, this city offers visitors plenty.
CHENNAI (MADRAS): Chennai, also known as Madras, the capital of Tamil Nadu, is the country's fourth largest city. Chennai was the site of the first settlement of the East India Company. It was founded in 1639, on a piece of land given by the Raja of Chandragiri, the last representative of the Vijayanagar rulers of Hampi. On an organisational level, the city boasts of reasonably efficient public services, public buses, and commuter trains run smoothly. A great deal of industrial expansion has taken place in Chennai recently, with the mushrooming of engineering plants, car-assembly plants, educational institutions, and textile manufacturing units. Chennai is a vibrant city that has managed to strike a beautiful balance between the modern and the traditional, a metropolis with a distinct old - world charm.
COIMBATORE: Coimbatore City is headquarters to the District and the third largest city in Tamil Nadu. A completely progressive modern city, Coimbatore has much going for it, whether in the areas of industry or education. Rightly called the "Manchester of South India, Coimbatore is known for its textile mills and as a result, it's own unique saris. From engineering goods that constantly keep step with the latest technology available to its beautiful temples, visit Coimbatore to see the side of India that is modern.
BANGALORE: Garden city, science and technology center of India and home to many multinational companies. Tourist offices and places, libraries, cultural centers, bookshops are centrally located. Good multi cuisine Indian/Continental is available. Flashy bars and well lit discotheques are in numbers. A major industrial and commercial center, with scientific and research activity, Bangalore is multifaceted: modern marvels, historical monuments, bustling shopping plazas, golf courses and a race course. Called the Silicon Valley of India for its growing software industry, it is also known as the city of draught beer.
HYDERABAD: There is so much here to awe the senses. From the magnificent food to the majestic monuments, from its terrific landscapes to a populace steeped in respect and tradition. Consisting of the twin cities of Hyderabad and Secunderabad, Hyderabad is also the capital of the state of Andhra Pradesh. Once the largest princely state in India, Hyderabad had its own flag, currency, railway, and postal system, before being incorporated into the Indian nation. With a rich history, Hyderabad boasts of some fine examples of Qutab Shahi architecture - the Jami Masjid, the Mecca Masjid, Toli Masjid and of course, the impressive symbol of Hyderabad, the Charminar.
DELHI: Living testament to the glory of the Mughal days, patron of palaces and tombs and the capital of India, New Delhi is all of this and more. Situated about 160 kms south of the Himalayas and on the west bank of the Yamuna River, a tributary of the Ganges, Delhi has the distinction of being the historic hub of politics. Delhi is as modern or ancient as you want it to be. Today's Delhi is cosmopolitan, modern and fun-loving. With feasts for art and theatre lovers, concerts for the musically inclined and food that can make a gourmet cry with delight, Delhi is a place with something for everyone.
NAGPUR: Today, Nagpur is a quiet town that is warm, hospitable and friendly at heart. The old meets the new on almost every street with old family houses and historical meetings sitting peaceably with the newer dwellings. Famed for its oranges, Nagpur is also a flourishing dry port and is known for its cool cotton saris. All in all, Nagpur is a city that has easily settled to its potential and seems very comfortable to take second place to the more gregarious city of Mumbai.
AGRA (TAJ MAHAL): Described by the Nobel Laureate Rabindranath Tagore as "a tear-drop on the face of eternity", the Taj Mahal is an enduring monument to love and is, quite simply, one of the world's most marvelous buildings. Wholly concealing it is the massive red sandstone gateway, remarkable in itself, in preventing any glimpse of the tomb until you get the first breathtaking view of the Taj as you pass through the arch. The fifth of the great Mughal emperors, Shah Jahan, was devoted to his wife Mumtaz Mahal who died at the age of 39. It is said that on her deathbed she asked him to show the world how much they loved each other. The result was the most magnificent memorial on earth. Built in the early 16th century along the river Yamuna, many architects have rated it as the most perfect of all buildings standing on earth. Three artists designed it: a Persian, an Italian and a Frenchman. Even the skilled artisans who built it were brought from Baghdad, Constantinople, and other centers of the Muslim faith. For 22 years, more than 20,000 workmen labored to build the Taj. The Maharaja of Jaipur sent the marble as a gift to Shah Jahan, by a fleet of 1,000 elephants. Precious stones for the inlay came from Baghdad, China, Afghanistan and Ceylon. Sightseeing: Taj Mahal, Agra Fort, Fatehpur Sikri.
PUNE: The city of students, Queen of the Deccan, Oxford of the East are just some of the names that Pune is known by. Peaceful and modern with its own traditions, this neighbour to Mumbai offers a lifestyle that includes peace, space and a lot of fun. Whether it is cuisine or culture, institutions or history, Pune truly has it all. Pleasant weather means that Nature ensures the continuance of a life given to enjoying the best of it all. Today, Pune is a much sought after destination for students not only from different parts of the country but also from all over the world. Pune is also home to the Film and Television Institute and the well stocked National Film Archives. It is also the place where Rajneesh chose to open the now world famous Osho Ashram.
AHMEDABAD: Ahmedabad, the largest city and capital of Gujarat, nurtures a striking blend of the glorious past and a vibrant present. Named after a Sultan who founded it in 1411, the city is associated with Mahatma Gandhi, Father of the Nation, whose simple ashram on the banks of river Sabarmati is now a site of national pilgrimage. Ahmedabad is a great textile and commercial center and known as the "Manchester of India". The city is today the second largest prosperous city in Western India and a place where tradition and modernity coexist in perfect harmony.
JAIPUR: Jaipur was founded by Maharaja Jai Singh II (1693-1743) and is the capital of Rajasthan. Jaipur is surrounded by hills and dotted with forts. Houses with pink latticed windows line the streets, and look almost magical at sunset. An extremely well planned city, Jaipur was designed by an engineer and scholar Vidyadhar Bhattacharya, in accordance with ancient Hindu treatise on architecture, the Shilpa Shasta (Vastu). The Old City, also known as the Pink City, is a wonderful place to wander around. The whole city was painted pink by Maharaja Man Singh II when Prince of Wales, later Edward VII, visited Jaipur in 1876. Today, every home within the city is obliged by law to maintain this facade.
TRIVANDRUM: God's own country with its psychedelic sunsets complete with palm trees swaying to whatever music the wind chooses to play, the wafting aromas of the land of coffee, spices and coconuts, the bastion of communism, a literate people whose friendliness is only surpassed by their curiosity for more. A place that fiercely retains and respects the ancient traditions while viewing the modern with tolerance and invitation - Thiruvananthapuram or Trivandrum is Kerala incarnate. There is beauty and intelligence, the exotic and the mundane, there are Ayurvedic massages that elicit equal amounts of pain and pleasure, beaches and lagoons with the best part being the preservation of it all the way Nature meant it to be.
COCHIN: Cochin is the commercial capital of Kerala, and is sometimes referred to as the ‘Queen of the Arabian Sea’. Cochin proudly boasts a rich cultural heritage, but is one of the most fast-paced and modern cities in India. It is also one of the finest natural harbours of the world and a major Indian port. Cochin is basically a collection of islands and narrow peninsulas and can be divided into Ernakulam, Willingdon Island, Mattancherry and Fort Kochi. An international airport and seaport, connect Cochin to the rest of the world. The city also has an outstanding network of road, rail, backwater, and a modern communication system. Always a tourist favourite, this city offers visitors plenty.
CHENNAI (MADRAS): Chennai, also known as Madras, the capital of Tamil Nadu, is the country's fourth largest city. Chennai was the site of the first settlement of the East India Company. It was founded in 1639, on a piece of land given by the Raja of Chandragiri, the last representative of the Vijayanagar rulers of Hampi. On an organisational level, the city boasts of reasonably efficient public services, public buses, and commuter trains run smoothly. A great deal of industrial expansion has taken place in Chennai recently, with the mushrooming of engineering plants, car-assembly plants, educational institutions, and textile manufacturing units. Chennai is a vibrant city that has managed to strike a beautiful balance between the modern and the traditional, a metropolis with a distinct old - world charm.
COIMBATORE: Coimbatore City is headquarters to the District and the third largest city in Tamil Nadu. A completely progressive modern city, Coimbatore has much going for it, whether in the areas of industry or education. Rightly called the "Manchester of South India, Coimbatore is known for its textile mills and as a result, it's own unique saris. From engineering goods that constantly keep step with the latest technology available to its beautiful temples, visit Coimbatore to see the side of India that is modern.
BANGALORE: Garden city, science and technology center of India and home to many multinational companies. Tourist offices and places, libraries, cultural centers, bookshops are centrally located. Good multi cuisine Indian/Continental is available. Flashy bars and well lit discotheques are in numbers. A major industrial and commercial center, with scientific and research activity, Bangalore is multifaceted: modern marvels, historical monuments, bustling shopping plazas, golf courses and a race course. Called the Silicon Valley of India for its growing software industry, it is also known as the city of draught beer.
HYDERABAD: There is so much here to awe the senses. From the magnificent food to the majestic monuments, from its terrific landscapes to a populace steeped in respect and tradition. Consisting of the twin cities of Hyderabad and Secunderabad, Hyderabad is also the capital of the state of Andhra Pradesh. Once the largest princely state in India, Hyderabad had its own flag, currency, railway, and postal system, before being incorporated into the Indian nation. With a rich history, Hyderabad boasts of some fine examples of Qutab Shahi architecture - the Jami Masjid, the Mecca Masjid, Toli Masjid and of course, the impressive symbol of Hyderabad, the Charminar.
DELHI: Living testament to the glory of the Mughal days, patron of palaces and tombs and the capital of India, New Delhi is all of this and more. Situated about 160 kms south of the Himalayas and on the west bank of the Yamuna River, a tributary of the Ganges, Delhi has the distinction of being the historic hub of politics. Delhi is as modern or ancient as you want it to be. Today's Delhi is cosmopolitan, modern and fun-loving. With feasts for art and theatre lovers, concerts for the musically inclined and food that can make a gourmet cry with delight, Delhi is a place with something for everyone.
NAGPUR: Today, Nagpur is a quiet town that is warm, hospitable and friendly at heart. The old meets the new on almost every street with old family houses and historical meetings sitting peaceably with the newer dwellings. Famed for its oranges, Nagpur is also a flourishing dry port and is known for its cool cotton saris. All in all, Nagpur is a city that has easily settled to its potential and seems very comfortable to take second place to the more gregarious city of Mumbai.
AGRA (TAJ MAHAL): Described by the Nobel Laureate Rabindranath Tagore as "a tear-drop on the face of eternity", the Taj Mahal is an enduring monument to love and is, quite simply, one of the world's most marvelous buildings. Wholly concealing it is the massive red sandstone gateway, remarkable in itself, in preventing any glimpse of the tomb until you get the first breathtaking view of the Taj as you pass through the arch. The fifth of the great Mughal emperors, Shah Jahan, was devoted to his wife Mumtaz Mahal who died at the age of 39. It is said that on her deathbed she asked him to show the world how much they loved each other. The result was the most magnificent memorial on earth. Built in the early 16th century along the river Yamuna, many architects have rated it as the most perfect of all buildings standing on earth. Three artists designed it: a Persian, an Italian and a Frenchman. Even the skilled artisans who built it were brought from Baghdad, Constantinople, and other centers of the Muslim faith. For 22 years, more than 20,000 workmen labored to build the Taj. The Maharaja of Jaipur sent the marble as a gift to Shah Jahan, by a fleet of 1,000 elephants. Precious stones for the inlay came from Baghdad, China, Afghanistan and Ceylon. Sightseeing: Taj Mahal, Agra Fort, Fatehpur Sikri.
Thursday, July 13, 2006
south indian recipes continue
Uppama
Ingredients
Method
150 gms Semolina 300 gms Sprouted Green Beans 200 gms Carrots (chopped) 6-8 Green Chillies (finely chopped) 1/2 Cup Fresh Coriander 250 gms Coconut (grated) Juice of 1 Lime 10 gms Lentils 1/4 tspn Mustard Seeds 1 Sprig Curry Leaves Pinch of Asafoetida Salt to Taste Sugar to Taste 300 ml Oil
Heat half the quantity of oil in a deep saucepan. Add lentils, mustard seeds, curry leaves and asafoetida, fry for a minute. Add beans and carrots. Saute for a minute.Add coriander and salt. Stir fry for a minute. Add a cup of water to vegetable mixture and boil. Meanwhile, heat remaining oil in a saucepan and lightly fry semolina. Add semolina to vegetables and stir. Cook on low heat, stirring constantly, until all water is absorbed. Add lime juice, sugar and coconut. Mix well. Remove from heat. Serve hot.
Ingredients
Method
150 gms Semolina 300 gms Sprouted Green Beans 200 gms Carrots (chopped) 6-8 Green Chillies (finely chopped) 1/2 Cup Fresh Coriander 250 gms Coconut (grated) Juice of 1 Lime 10 gms Lentils 1/4 tspn Mustard Seeds 1 Sprig Curry Leaves Pinch of Asafoetida Salt to Taste Sugar to Taste 300 ml Oil
Heat half the quantity of oil in a deep saucepan. Add lentils, mustard seeds, curry leaves and asafoetida, fry for a minute. Add beans and carrots. Saute for a minute.Add coriander and salt. Stir fry for a minute. Add a cup of water to vegetable mixture and boil. Meanwhile, heat remaining oil in a saucepan and lightly fry semolina. Add semolina to vegetables and stir. Cook on low heat, stirring constantly, until all water is absorbed. Add lime juice, sugar and coconut. Mix well. Remove from heat. Serve hot.
Monday, July 10, 2006
butter chicken
Ingredients:
Chicken whole (cleaned and cut into pieces)
1 Kg
Green chilli
10
Red chilli powder
1/2 tsp
White pepper powder
1/4 tsp
Black pepper powder
1/4 tsp
Yogurt (curd)
1/2 cup
Turmeric Powder
1/4 tsp.
Soya sauce
2 tbsp.
Cornflour
2 tbsp
Ginger
1/2 inch
Garlic
4 cloves
Onion
1
Tomato
1
Salt to taste
Vegetable oil as required
Green chilli and green coriander leaves for decoration
Method:
1.
Cut onion, tomato into small pieces. Add ginger, garlic and make paste.
2.
Cut thin slices of green chilli.
3.
Mix red chilli powder, salt, turmeric powder, yogurt, 1 tbsp. soya sauce, 1 tbsp cornflour and 2 tbsp oil. Marinate the chicken with this mixture for half an hour.
4.
Then apply onion-tomato paste to the chicken and again marinate for half an hour.
5.
Heat oil in a pan. Add green chillis, white pepper powder and black pepper powder and fry for 30 secs.
6.
Add chicken marinade and fry until half cooked. Stir ocassionally.
7.
Mix rest of the cornflour and soya sauce in water and add to the chicken. Add little water (about 2-3 cups) to make thick gravy and bring it to boil.
8.
Cover and cook for 8-10 mins on low flame. keep a constant watch.
Garnish with green chilli on the sides and sprinkle chopped green coriander all over the chicken. Serve hot.
Chicken whole (cleaned and cut into pieces)
1 Kg
Green chilli
10
Red chilli powder
1/2 tsp
White pepper powder
1/4 tsp
Black pepper powder
1/4 tsp
Yogurt (curd)
1/2 cup
Turmeric Powder
1/4 tsp.
Soya sauce
2 tbsp.
Cornflour
2 tbsp
Ginger
1/2 inch
Garlic
4 cloves
Onion
1
Tomato
1
Salt to taste
Vegetable oil as required
Green chilli and green coriander leaves for decoration
Method:
1.
Cut onion, tomato into small pieces. Add ginger, garlic and make paste.
2.
Cut thin slices of green chilli.
3.
Mix red chilli powder, salt, turmeric powder, yogurt, 1 tbsp. soya sauce, 1 tbsp cornflour and 2 tbsp oil. Marinate the chicken with this mixture for half an hour.
4.
Then apply onion-tomato paste to the chicken and again marinate for half an hour.
5.
Heat oil in a pan. Add green chillis, white pepper powder and black pepper powder and fry for 30 secs.
6.
Add chicken marinade and fry until half cooked. Stir ocassionally.
7.
Mix rest of the cornflour and soya sauce in water and add to the chicken. Add little water (about 2-3 cups) to make thick gravy and bring it to boil.
8.
Cover and cook for 8-10 mins on low flame. keep a constant watch.
Garnish with green chilli on the sides and sprinkle chopped green coriander all over the chicken. Serve hot.
chilly chicken
Ingredients:
Chicken whole (cleaned and cut into pieces)
1 Kg
Green chilli
10
Red chilli powder
1/2 tsp
White pepper powder
1/4 tsp
Black pepper powder
1/4 tsp
Yogurt (curd)
1/2 cup
Turmeric Powder
1/4 tsp.
Soya sauce
2 tbsp.
Cornflour
2 tbsp
Ginger
1/2 inch
Garlic
4 cloves
Onion
1
Tomato
1
Salt to taste
Vegetable oil as required
Green chilli and green coriander leaves for decoration
Method:
1.
Cut onion, tomato into small pieces. Add ginger, garlic and make paste.
2.
Cut thin slices of green chilli.
3.
Mix red chilli powder, salt, turmeric powder, yogurt, 1 tbsp. soya sauce, 1 tbsp cornflour and 2 tbsp oil. Marinate the chicken with this mixture for half an hour.
4.
Then apply onion-tomato paste to the chicken and again marinate for half an hour.
5.
Heat oil in a pan. Add green chillis, white pepper powder and black pepper powder and fry for 30 secs.
6.
Add chicken marinade and fry until half cooked. Stir ocassionally.
7.
Mix rest of the cornflour and soya sauce in water and add to the chicken. Add little water (about 2-3 cups) to make thick gravy and bring it to boil.
8.
Cover and cook for 8-10 mins on low flame. keep a constant watch.
Garnish with green chilli on the sides and sprinkle chopped green coriander all over the chicken. Serve hot.
Chicken whole (cleaned and cut into pieces)
1 Kg
Green chilli
10
Red chilli powder
1/2 tsp
White pepper powder
1/4 tsp
Black pepper powder
1/4 tsp
Yogurt (curd)
1/2 cup
Turmeric Powder
1/4 tsp.
Soya sauce
2 tbsp.
Cornflour
2 tbsp
Ginger
1/2 inch
Garlic
4 cloves
Onion
1
Tomato
1
Salt to taste
Vegetable oil as required
Green chilli and green coriander leaves for decoration
Method:
1.
Cut onion, tomato into small pieces. Add ginger, garlic and make paste.
2.
Cut thin slices of green chilli.
3.
Mix red chilli powder, salt, turmeric powder, yogurt, 1 tbsp. soya sauce, 1 tbsp cornflour and 2 tbsp oil. Marinate the chicken with this mixture for half an hour.
4.
Then apply onion-tomato paste to the chicken and again marinate for half an hour.
5.
Heat oil in a pan. Add green chillis, white pepper powder and black pepper powder and fry for 30 secs.
6.
Add chicken marinade and fry until half cooked. Stir ocassionally.
7.
Mix rest of the cornflour and soya sauce in water and add to the chicken. Add little water (about 2-3 cups) to make thick gravy and bring it to boil.
8.
Cover and cook for 8-10 mins on low flame. keep a constant watch.
Garnish with green chilli on the sides and sprinkle chopped green coriander all over the chicken. Serve hot.
dal makhni
Ingredients:
Black grams
1 cup
Bengal grams
1/2 cup
Kidney beans
1/4 cup
Ginger
1 inch
Green chilli
2-3
Butter
4 tbsp.
Cream
2 tbsp.
Finely chopped tomatoes
3
Finely chopped onions
2
Garlic
7-8 pieces
Cumin seeds
1 tsp.
Asafoetida
1 pinch
Red chilli powder
2 tsp.
Salt to taste
Method:
1.
Thoroughly wash black grams, bengal grams and kidney beans. Then soak it in water (2 glasses) for about 7-8 hours .
2.
Add ginger and garlic to the above. Pressure cook for about 10 minutes (3-4 whistles). Then reduce the heat to 'medium' and cook for about 15 minutes. Remove ginger-garlic from the cooked grams and make a paste.
3.
Heat 2 tbsp. of butter in a pan.
4.
Fry asafoetida and cumin seeds in it. Add thinly sliced green chilli. Heat till it gets slight brown in color.
5.
Add ginger-garlic paste and finely chopped onions. Fry until golden brown.
6.
Add chilli powder, finely chopped tomatoes and salt. Cook until the mixture thickens into pulpy sauce (about 3 mins).
7.
Then add cooked grams and kidney beans to the mixture. Heat for 4-5 minutes. You can add a little water if you find it too thick.
8.
Add the remaining butter and cook for 2 minutes.
Dal Makhni is ready to serve. Decorate with cream.
Black grams
1 cup
Bengal grams
1/2 cup
Kidney beans
1/4 cup
Ginger
1 inch
Green chilli
2-3
Butter
4 tbsp.
Cream
2 tbsp.
Finely chopped tomatoes
3
Finely chopped onions
2
Garlic
7-8 pieces
Cumin seeds
1 tsp.
Asafoetida
1 pinch
Red chilli powder
2 tsp.
Salt to taste
Method:
1.
Thoroughly wash black grams, bengal grams and kidney beans. Then soak it in water (2 glasses) for about 7-8 hours .
2.
Add ginger and garlic to the above. Pressure cook for about 10 minutes (3-4 whistles). Then reduce the heat to 'medium' and cook for about 15 minutes. Remove ginger-garlic from the cooked grams and make a paste.
3.
Heat 2 tbsp. of butter in a pan.
4.
Fry asafoetida and cumin seeds in it. Add thinly sliced green chilli. Heat till it gets slight brown in color.
5.
Add ginger-garlic paste and finely chopped onions. Fry until golden brown.
6.
Add chilli powder, finely chopped tomatoes and salt. Cook until the mixture thickens into pulpy sauce (about 3 mins).
7.
Then add cooked grams and kidney beans to the mixture. Heat for 4-5 minutes. You can add a little water if you find it too thick.
8.
Add the remaining butter and cook for 2 minutes.
Dal Makhni is ready to serve. Decorate with cream.
what women don't
Men:> >> >> >
1. All men are extremely busy.> >
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.> >
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.> >
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one> >Around.> >
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their> >Luck with others.> >
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off> >
If the women leaves them.> >7
. Although the women leaves them they still don't learn from their> >
Mistakes and still try their luck with others.> >> >> >> >
Women:> >> >
1. the most important thing for a woman is financial security.> >
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive> >
Clothes.> >
3. Although they always buy expensive> >clothes, they never have something> >To wear.> >
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress> >Beautifully.> >
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just> >"An old rag".> >
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still> >
Expect you to compliment them.> >
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't> >Believe you> >
1. All men are extremely busy.> >
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.> >
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.> >
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one> >Around.> >
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their> >Luck with others.> >
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off> >
If the women leaves them.> >7
. Although the women leaves them they still don't learn from their> >
Mistakes and still try their luck with others.> >> >> >> >
Women:> >> >
1. the most important thing for a woman is financial security.> >
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive> >
Clothes.> >
3. Although they always buy expensive> >clothes, they never have something> >To wear.> >
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress> >Beautifully.> >
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just> >"An old rag".> >
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still> >
Expect you to compliment them.> >
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't> >Believe you> >
Saturday, July 08, 2006
cooking recipes and tips
hi there
so i decided to finally start a free cooking recipe guide here today and would like to inform all that u may ask me about the latest recipes all for free
so do start asking me queries on your mouth watering food andill be glad to tell u all
regards
im at vingoyal@hotmail.com
so i decided to finally start a free cooking recipe guide here today and would like to inform all that u may ask me about the latest recipes all for free
so do start asking me queries on your mouth watering food andill be glad to tell u all
regards
im at vingoyal@hotmail.com
food Storing Tips
After bananas have ripened, store in the refrigerator to help slow down ripening. The skin will turn dark brown, but this does not damage the fruit inside.
Put two to three cloves in the container or jar of sugar to keep the ants at bay.
Set lemon juice with sugar and a little salt in ice trays to make cubes which can be used to make instant lemonade.
Dry fifty grams of mint leaves, powder them and add to ten kilograms of rice. Not only will the mint leaves keep insects at bay, they will also impart a delicious flavour to the rice when cooked.
Put chips and biscuits in a polythene bag and store them in a refrigerator to keep them fresh for a long time.
Tie the shelled green peas in a cloth and dip in boiling water for three minutes. Then dip in chilled water for three minutes. Dry under the fan till the extra moisture is removed and then pack into airtight jars or sealed packets. Freeze and use when peas are out of season.
Coriander leaves will stay fresh if placed in a polythene bag and stored in the fridge.
If you have peeled extra potatoes, keep them dipped in water and store in the refrigerator. They will remain for a couple of days.
Storing flour in an airtight container and refrigerating it doubles their storage time.
Put two to three cloves in the sugar to keep ants at bay.
To prevent ice-trays from sticking to the freezer surface sprinkle a little salt on the surface of the freezer before placing the ice-trays.
While storing green chillies, remove the stems. This will help the chilies to stay fresh for a longer time.
Potatoes rot quickly if stored near onions therefore store them separately.
Store eggs in a carton and place in the refrigerator itself rather than on the door.
Stale bread should not be discarded, instead toast the bread and powder it in a mixer. Store these breadcrumbs in an airtight container. It can be used for coating food items that are deep-fried to give a crisp outer covering.
To make vinegar last twice as much, divide the vinegar in two bottles and add water, which has been boiled. After a week it will come up to full strength again.
To ripen bananas quickly keep them wrapped in a paper bag in a dark place.
When putting meat joint in the fridge cover it with foil to prevent it from drying.
Sandwiches will keep fresh and moist if put in a polyethylene bag or wrapped in waxed paper or in aluminum foil.
Fresh yeast should be stored in the refrigerator or should be frozen or else it will lose its effectiveness with age.
Salad dressings should always be kept at room temperature and not in the refrigerator as chilling deadens its flavour.
If fish is to be stored for more than a day, clean it thoroughly, rub it with salt and turmeric powder before freezing. You can also use vinegar if you like its flavour.
Mix in fifteen to twenty cloves with every kilogram of dal while storing to prevent it from being attacked by insects. The same cloves can be reused.
When chilling puddings in the refrigerator, cover the containers with cling film or plastic sheet to protect from water and crystal formation in the dish.
Always store aamras and other mango desserts in non-metal containers, because when stored in metal containers they may get discoloured.
Cut off the roots and pack fresh coriander leaves in two to three sheets of newspaper and refrigerate. In this way they remain fresh upto a week or two.
If instant coffee kept in a bottle hardens due to humidity, pour some hot water to dissolve it. Cool and refrigerate. Use as desired but not keep for too many weeks, as it may ferment.
To prevent insects from forming in plain flour store it in clean zip lock bags in a refrigerator. This way the flour will stay fresh much longer.
To retain the crispiness of leftover fried poppadums while refrigerating, keep them in a plastic polythene bag.
To increase the shelf life of dry masalas store them in airtight containers with a cube of asafoetida.
Add a teaspoon of hot oil to homemade pastes of garlic, ginger or green chilli, along with salt to make them last longer and taste fresher.
Keep roasted chapattis wrapped in a cloth in a closed container. This will help keep them from sweating or getting soggy or getting dry. They will remain soft for a long time.
One may cut and keep vegetables, beans, carrots, etc. previous night for an early meal next day. But put them in a bowl, not tightly packed and slip the bowl into a polythene bag, knotting the mouth loosely. This way the chopped vegetables will stay crisp and fresh till used.
Wrap half-cut raw mangoes in cling film before storing in refrigerator. The mango will stay fresh longer.
Moisture causes baking powder to deteriorate faster. To prevent this store baking powder in airtight containers. Anyway it should not be stored for too long as it loses strength over time.
To keep carrots fresh for longer, cut the tops off and place them in a plastic bag in the vegetable crisper of the refrigerator.
Fresh soft dates should be kept in plastic bags in the refrigerator. They will keep fresh for weeks.
Put leftover soup or soup stock in ice cube trays and freeze. The frozen soup cubes can be wrapped and stored in the freezer. This makes it possible to serve small amounts of soup or use the entire batch for another meal.
A pinch of salt added to ginger-garlic paste will help increase its shelf life though it should be stored in the refrigerator.
Butter is best kept in the refrigerator, but as it easily absorbs other flavours, it should be well wrapped and kept away from strong smelling foods.
If leaving white sauce to stand for an hour or two, spread melted butter on the surface so that it forms a thin film thereby preventing formation of skin.
To prevent fresh coconut milk from turning rancid add a pinch of salt to it. This will help preserve it for a few hours.
Store leftover fried papads in a polythene bag. They will remain crisp.
To increase shelf life of coffee powder, store it in an air-tight container and place it in the refrigerator.
To keep cottage cheese fresh, wrap it in a muslin cloth that has been dipped in lemon water.For a sweet and spicy flavour, place a small piece of star anise in the cavity of the chicken or duck before roasting or braising.
You can use the leftover royal icing to pipe clusters and stars. Put them on a sheet of waxed paper to dry and then store them for use when required.
Do not waste egg whites if you have recipes which call for yolks only. They freeze very well and can be stored in batches of 3 or 4 egg whites at a time. In fact when thawed, frozen egg whites make much better foam.
If leaving white sauce to stand for an hour or two, rub the surface of the sauce with a lump of butter so that it melts to form a thin coating.
Fresh coconut milk turns rancid fairly quickly, to prevent this, add a pinch of salt to the coconut milk to help preserve for a few hours.
Butter is best kept in the refrigerator, but as it easily absorbs other flavours, it should be well wrapped and kept away from strong.
Lemon halves shrivel in the fridge when unused. Hence freeze them in polyethylene bags so that they are handy for making cold drinks whenever the need arises.
The egg shell is covered with a protective coating that aids in maintaining the freshness of the egg by covering the many small holes in the shell, if this mucin layer is removed by washing or buffing, the holes are exposed for bacterial penetration and dehydration, thus hastening deterioration of quality. So don’t wash the eggs for storing.
An open packet of tomato puree may get a mould or fungus. To store the puree for longer, pour it into an ice tray and freeze. This serves the dual purpose of storing as well as, a few cubes can be removed at a time as required.
Freshly cut fruits can be kept for a longer period by adding a little limejuice or a small dose of vitamin C tablet.
Tomatoes can be kept longer if kept in the freezer, this also helps, when the skins of the tomatoes have to be peeled, as it comes off naturally when the tomatoes thaw.
All ground, dry spices should be stored in a dark place as they tend to lose their flavour in the light.
Before storing spices like coriander, cumin, chilli powder, keep them in the strong sun for few hours or lightly roast them in a frying pan.
When storing cheese in the fridge remove from tin, wrap in cellophane or foil and place in covered container to prevent it from hardening.
Place green fruits in a perforated plastic bag. The holes will allow air to circulate while retaining the ethylene gas that fruits produce during ripening.
Cheese will stay fresh longer if wrapped in Clingfilm once seal is broken. Take care to refrigerate in the chiller tray section of the fridge to keep it good for days.
Olive oil oxidizes easily, which results in the loss of its delicate flavours. It should therefore be stored in tinted glass bottles or in tins or cans to protect it from light and air.
Excess tomato puree may be frozen in an ice cube tray. Remove frozen cubes and store in a sealable freezer bag, using as and when required.
Make crumbs of day old chapatis, dry for two to three hours in a wide plate, bottle and refrigerate. Use later like breadcrumbs or as required, will keep for four to five days in refrigerator.
Store banana leaves like a roll, wrapped in a moist muslin cloth, then placed n a polythene bag. They will stay fresh for a week, if refrigerated this way.
Stuffed veggies like bittergoutds and potatoes, etc. can be stored in freezer bags, and thawed as required. Make sure to thaw completely before proceeding to cook it. Or else it will crumble easily.
Place a teaspoon of baking powder in a plate inside the refrigerator. It will get rid of the foul smells.
If you want to freeze minced meat, press it as flat as possible in the freezer bag and then freeze. This way it will freeze and thaw faster.
To prevent cheese from rotting, place a few sugar cubes in the cheese dish.
In order to keep red chilli powder free from worms and last longer, add table salt to it.
If eggs are cracked seal the cracks with cellophane tape. This way will stay fresh and keep as long as uncracked ones.
While keeping salt in salt shakers add a few grains of rice – it will keep it dry and free-flowing.
To keep the ants away from a jar of honey, place two or three black peppercorns in it.
Sprinkle chilli powder and asafoetida on ‘papads’ before storing them. This keeps away ants and insects
To keep lemons fresh, place them in cold water and change the water everyday.
To avoid bad odours in the refrigerator, put some mint leaves on the shelves.
Put two to three cloves in the container or jar of sugar to keep the ants at bay.
Set lemon juice with sugar and a little salt in ice trays to make cubes which can be used to make instant lemonade.
Dry fifty grams of mint leaves, powder them and add to ten kilograms of rice. Not only will the mint leaves keep insects at bay, they will also impart a delicious flavour to the rice when cooked.
Put chips and biscuits in a polythene bag and store them in a refrigerator to keep them fresh for a long time.
Tie the shelled green peas in a cloth and dip in boiling water for three minutes. Then dip in chilled water for three minutes. Dry under the fan till the extra moisture is removed and then pack into airtight jars or sealed packets. Freeze and use when peas are out of season.
Coriander leaves will stay fresh if placed in a polythene bag and stored in the fridge.
If you have peeled extra potatoes, keep them dipped in water and store in the refrigerator. They will remain for a couple of days.
Storing flour in an airtight container and refrigerating it doubles their storage time.
Put two to three cloves in the sugar to keep ants at bay.
To prevent ice-trays from sticking to the freezer surface sprinkle a little salt on the surface of the freezer before placing the ice-trays.
While storing green chillies, remove the stems. This will help the chilies to stay fresh for a longer time.
Potatoes rot quickly if stored near onions therefore store them separately.
Store eggs in a carton and place in the refrigerator itself rather than on the door.
Stale bread should not be discarded, instead toast the bread and powder it in a mixer. Store these breadcrumbs in an airtight container. It can be used for coating food items that are deep-fried to give a crisp outer covering.
To make vinegar last twice as much, divide the vinegar in two bottles and add water, which has been boiled. After a week it will come up to full strength again.
To ripen bananas quickly keep them wrapped in a paper bag in a dark place.
When putting meat joint in the fridge cover it with foil to prevent it from drying.
Sandwiches will keep fresh and moist if put in a polyethylene bag or wrapped in waxed paper or in aluminum foil.
Fresh yeast should be stored in the refrigerator or should be frozen or else it will lose its effectiveness with age.
Salad dressings should always be kept at room temperature and not in the refrigerator as chilling deadens its flavour.
If fish is to be stored for more than a day, clean it thoroughly, rub it with salt and turmeric powder before freezing. You can also use vinegar if you like its flavour.
Mix in fifteen to twenty cloves with every kilogram of dal while storing to prevent it from being attacked by insects. The same cloves can be reused.
When chilling puddings in the refrigerator, cover the containers with cling film or plastic sheet to protect from water and crystal formation in the dish.
Always store aamras and other mango desserts in non-metal containers, because when stored in metal containers they may get discoloured.
Cut off the roots and pack fresh coriander leaves in two to three sheets of newspaper and refrigerate. In this way they remain fresh upto a week or two.
If instant coffee kept in a bottle hardens due to humidity, pour some hot water to dissolve it. Cool and refrigerate. Use as desired but not keep for too many weeks, as it may ferment.
To prevent insects from forming in plain flour store it in clean zip lock bags in a refrigerator. This way the flour will stay fresh much longer.
To retain the crispiness of leftover fried poppadums while refrigerating, keep them in a plastic polythene bag.
To increase the shelf life of dry masalas store them in airtight containers with a cube of asafoetida.
Add a teaspoon of hot oil to homemade pastes of garlic, ginger or green chilli, along with salt to make them last longer and taste fresher.
Keep roasted chapattis wrapped in a cloth in a closed container. This will help keep them from sweating or getting soggy or getting dry. They will remain soft for a long time.
One may cut and keep vegetables, beans, carrots, etc. previous night for an early meal next day. But put them in a bowl, not tightly packed and slip the bowl into a polythene bag, knotting the mouth loosely. This way the chopped vegetables will stay crisp and fresh till used.
Wrap half-cut raw mangoes in cling film before storing in refrigerator. The mango will stay fresh longer.
Moisture causes baking powder to deteriorate faster. To prevent this store baking powder in airtight containers. Anyway it should not be stored for too long as it loses strength over time.
To keep carrots fresh for longer, cut the tops off and place them in a plastic bag in the vegetable crisper of the refrigerator.
Fresh soft dates should be kept in plastic bags in the refrigerator. They will keep fresh for weeks.
Put leftover soup or soup stock in ice cube trays and freeze. The frozen soup cubes can be wrapped and stored in the freezer. This makes it possible to serve small amounts of soup or use the entire batch for another meal.
A pinch of salt added to ginger-garlic paste will help increase its shelf life though it should be stored in the refrigerator.
Butter is best kept in the refrigerator, but as it easily absorbs other flavours, it should be well wrapped and kept away from strong smelling foods.
If leaving white sauce to stand for an hour or two, spread melted butter on the surface so that it forms a thin film thereby preventing formation of skin.
To prevent fresh coconut milk from turning rancid add a pinch of salt to it. This will help preserve it for a few hours.
Store leftover fried papads in a polythene bag. They will remain crisp.
To increase shelf life of coffee powder, store it in an air-tight container and place it in the refrigerator.
To keep cottage cheese fresh, wrap it in a muslin cloth that has been dipped in lemon water.For a sweet and spicy flavour, place a small piece of star anise in the cavity of the chicken or duck before roasting or braising.
You can use the leftover royal icing to pipe clusters and stars. Put them on a sheet of waxed paper to dry and then store them for use when required.
Do not waste egg whites if you have recipes which call for yolks only. They freeze very well and can be stored in batches of 3 or 4 egg whites at a time. In fact when thawed, frozen egg whites make much better foam.
If leaving white sauce to stand for an hour or two, rub the surface of the sauce with a lump of butter so that it melts to form a thin coating.
Fresh coconut milk turns rancid fairly quickly, to prevent this, add a pinch of salt to the coconut milk to help preserve for a few hours.
Butter is best kept in the refrigerator, but as it easily absorbs other flavours, it should be well wrapped and kept away from strong.
Lemon halves shrivel in the fridge when unused. Hence freeze them in polyethylene bags so that they are handy for making cold drinks whenever the need arises.
The egg shell is covered with a protective coating that aids in maintaining the freshness of the egg by covering the many small holes in the shell, if this mucin layer is removed by washing or buffing, the holes are exposed for bacterial penetration and dehydration, thus hastening deterioration of quality. So don’t wash the eggs for storing.
An open packet of tomato puree may get a mould or fungus. To store the puree for longer, pour it into an ice tray and freeze. This serves the dual purpose of storing as well as, a few cubes can be removed at a time as required.
Freshly cut fruits can be kept for a longer period by adding a little limejuice or a small dose of vitamin C tablet.
Tomatoes can be kept longer if kept in the freezer, this also helps, when the skins of the tomatoes have to be peeled, as it comes off naturally when the tomatoes thaw.
All ground, dry spices should be stored in a dark place as they tend to lose their flavour in the light.
Before storing spices like coriander, cumin, chilli powder, keep them in the strong sun for few hours or lightly roast them in a frying pan.
When storing cheese in the fridge remove from tin, wrap in cellophane or foil and place in covered container to prevent it from hardening.
Place green fruits in a perforated plastic bag. The holes will allow air to circulate while retaining the ethylene gas that fruits produce during ripening.
Cheese will stay fresh longer if wrapped in Clingfilm once seal is broken. Take care to refrigerate in the chiller tray section of the fridge to keep it good for days.
Olive oil oxidizes easily, which results in the loss of its delicate flavours. It should therefore be stored in tinted glass bottles or in tins or cans to protect it from light and air.
Excess tomato puree may be frozen in an ice cube tray. Remove frozen cubes and store in a sealable freezer bag, using as and when required.
Make crumbs of day old chapatis, dry for two to three hours in a wide plate, bottle and refrigerate. Use later like breadcrumbs or as required, will keep for four to five days in refrigerator.
Store banana leaves like a roll, wrapped in a moist muslin cloth, then placed n a polythene bag. They will stay fresh for a week, if refrigerated this way.
Stuffed veggies like bittergoutds and potatoes, etc. can be stored in freezer bags, and thawed as required. Make sure to thaw completely before proceeding to cook it. Or else it will crumble easily.
Place a teaspoon of baking powder in a plate inside the refrigerator. It will get rid of the foul smells.
If you want to freeze minced meat, press it as flat as possible in the freezer bag and then freeze. This way it will freeze and thaw faster.
To prevent cheese from rotting, place a few sugar cubes in the cheese dish.
In order to keep red chilli powder free from worms and last longer, add table salt to it.
If eggs are cracked seal the cracks with cellophane tape. This way will stay fresh and keep as long as uncracked ones.
While keeping salt in salt shakers add a few grains of rice – it will keep it dry and free-flowing.
To keep the ants away from a jar of honey, place two or three black peppercorns in it.
Sprinkle chilli powder and asafoetida on ‘papads’ before storing them. This keeps away ants and insects
To keep lemons fresh, place them in cold water and change the water everyday.
To avoid bad odours in the refrigerator, put some mint leaves on the shelves.
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