Hi you all!Here's something you may find humorous.

My friend sent this to me and now I'd like to share it with you.
1. Crying is blackmailing.
2. Just ask what you want. Slight insinuation doesn't work.
3. Sometimes we don't think about you. Try to understand that.
4. Whatever it is you're wearing, it suits just fine.
5. Columbus didn't need directions, we don't need either.
6. You have plenty of shoes.
7. If you think you're too fat then you probably are.
8. Learn to use toilet seat. If the seat is up then put it down.
9. "Yes" and "No" are good answers.
10. You have enough clothes.

Thanks for reading what I write and for your comments

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color codes of nature --- their effects on you

hey there
i did come across these nice color codes for all of you which i really want to share with everyone
SO CHOOSE YOURS

RED
Positive qualities: funny, trustworthy, self confident, excitingNegative qualities: aggressive, domineering, threateningUse in occasions where you want people to notice you.

PINK
Positive qualities: feminine, friendly, easy to approach, non-threateningNegative qualities: insecure, cautious, insignificant

BLUE
Positive qualities: calm, trustworthy, balanced, organizedNegative qualities: boring, conservativeIs always a secure choice to every occasion.

BROWN
Positive qualities: social, homeyNegative qualities: cautious, boring, commonEasy to approach.Less threatening color.

YELLOW
Positive qualities: happy, hopeful, active, spontaneousNegative qualities: impulsiveCheers up yourself and the others around you.The best color if you want to be recognized in a crowd.Children's favorite color.

GREEN
Positive qualities: self confident, balanced, caringNegative qualities: stubborn, boring, reluctant to take risksBalancing and reassuring effect on environment.

ORANGE
Positive qualities: social, enthusiastic, funny, spontaneous, energeticNegative qualities: dreamer, shallowDoesn't look good in official occasions.

PURPLEPositive qualities: imaginative, sensitive, unselfishNegative qualities: childish, arrogantDark purple gives reasonable and credible image.

GRAY
Positive qualities: neutral, balanced, respectedNegative qualities: cautious, insecure, reservedBLACKPositive qualities: formal, sophisticated, mysterious, strongNegative qualities: lifeless, sad, negativeNot easy to approach.

WHITE
Positive qualities: clean, refreshing, futuristicNegative qualities: coldWhite gives neutral and reasonable image.Ivory is always safer than totally white color.What are your favorite colors?


And what do you think about this?

STEVE IRWIN -- THE CROCODILE hunter's video on the net with the sting ray

hi there guys
this was one good guy who worked all his life with animals and told us a lot about them
now the people are not good enough and have put his video on the net which is available at most places. i think its time that we move on and pay nice due respects to this great man
i think that none of the links are real and they are only meant to make more hits on the sites

bye

jonny jonny yes papa

Jonny jonny yes papa
Is it this that we really relate jonny to or is it more of it out there


Johnny, Johnny,
Yes, Papa,
Eating sugar?
No, Papa
Telling lies?
No, Papa
Open your mouth
O Ha! Ha! Ha!


I really thought I must restrict myself to this much since its an age old poem which reminds me of my childhood and I really don’t wanna forget this. (I actually never could remember any poems)
This was really small and talked about something to eat that’s why I could really remember it

Thanks for the nice comments that you may like to share with me
Regards

Daniela Cicarelli, the brazilian model turns supermodel for beach act and cancels GM contract

This Brazilian model Daniela Cicarelli, became a super model for the wrong reasons and that too overnight and not for her short marriage to soccer star Ronaldo, but since someone posted a video of hers on youtube on the Spanish beach doing of course all wrong things. Im sure she would take legal action for this kind of breach of privacy which includes strong scenes of the couple and was originally shot by a Spanish photographer who then posted it on YouTube. The video quickly reached more than 50,000 views. The website quickly removed the video but by then a lot of damage was done and I think its still available on some funny Brazilian websites. This week, the model supposedly had more problems with two major contracts cancelled of mobile operator Tim and auto-maker General Motors. The companies seem to have confirmed that there is no link with the videos and the cancellation of the contracts.

Kimveer Gill, goes on shooting spree in Dawson College in Montreal, canada

The alleged gunman in a Montreal college shooting called himself the "Angel of Death" in an online profile.The alleged gunman, identified by Quebec Provincial Police spokesman Jason Jaughir as Kimveer Gill, 25, was killed by police gunfire after a rampage through Dawson College left one woman dead and 19 others injured, six of them critically.
Six of the 19 wounded people are in intensive care on life support at Montreal General Hospital, Dr. Tarek Razek said. Two of those six are in extremely critical condition.
No one will ever know what Kimveer Gill was thinking in the moments before he opened fire on Dawson College or in his final moments. I don't really care because he had so little respect for human life that I'm not all that interested in what he thought or felt. A version of Gill's Web page shows a tombstone inscribed with his name "Kimveer" and the words "Lived fast died young. Left a mangled corpse,'' the Star reported.
One of Gill's postings said he liked to play "Super Columbine Massacre," an Internet-based game that simulated the April 20, 1999, shootings by two students at a Colorado high school that left 13 people dead.
Well so much for violence today , I think he should have been counseled earlier and this day would not have taken place

Steve Irwin, the crocodile hunter and the stingray barb being tortured

Steve Irwin, a very famous TV personality known as the "Crocodile Hunter", was killed while diving in Queensland when a stingray's barb stabbed him in the chest. Stingrays are normally placid, but when they feel under threat, a sharp, poisonous spine in their tail flicks up. Now people are taking their ire on the stingrays and couple of them with their tails cut off have been found in Australia. This is not going in the right spirit that Steve lived his life, since it appears that fans of Steve Irwin may be avenging his death. nearly 10 stingrays have been found mutilated on Queensland beaches. The fishermen who inadvertently catch stingrays sometimes cut off their tails to avoid being stung, but such a practice was uncommon. Two stingrays were found at a beach north of Brisbane with their tails cut off, while eight were found on another beach on Monday, The Australian reported.
That's the last thing Steve would want.
I hope everyone understands his or her duty to protect wildlife now more than ever. This is what Steve was all about.

PR and Fun

Public relations (PR) is about reputation--the result of what you do, what you say, and what others think about you. PR helps an organization and its publics adapt mutually to each other, according to the Institute of Public Relations (www.ipr.org.uk/index.htm) and Public Relations Society of America
Logic suggests that a key to shaping the future of public relations is accurately educating those sitting in our high school and college classrooms today. The challenge is in effectively addressing two sides of the public relations education coin.
On one side is the question: How should we be educating future public relations practitioners?
And on the flip side is the related question: How should we be educating future business managers, the people on whose support public relations depends, about public relations?
In this article, we'll examine each side of the coin.
Educating future public relations professionals
The "heads" side concerns the development of public relations practitioners. The journalist-turned-PR man, who typified the profession in the early days, began fading in the late '50s and early '60s. Since then, professional college programs in the U.S. specializing in public relations and housed in communication ("C-") or journalism ("J-") schools have flourished and gained relative acceptance. But several compelling questions about public relations education remain unresolved. We'll touch on a few of them.
Can public relations be taught?
Many of the agents whom I encounter in my consulting activities get a glazed look in their eye when I ask this question: "How much is your advertising budget and what kind of public relations activities are you involved with?" Most don't have an advertising budget or have a clue about how to handle public relations. Actually, setting up an effective public relations strategy can be fun! Here are some tips to get you started.
When you're a star, let it shine
When you qualify for company or industry awards, let the local media know about it. Send out a press release to all local publications, radio and television stations. They won't know about your award or the honor bestowed on you unless you tell them. While getting your name in the newspapers or on the radio may be a temporary boost to your ego, this is not the primary purpose of this exercise. People want to do business with winners. And getting media coverage adds luster to your credibility as an insurance professional.

Terrorist attacks on 9-11 at the WORLD TRADE CENTRE in New York

It has been 5 years since 9-11 happened. I don’t think any country is more secure than it was back then… maybe they are lil more aware of the danger that lurks…. Terrorism is all about apprehension and fear, and its true that it has achieved that upto some extent. but the results of terror activities are also zero. this is a very well known fact all over the world.
so what is there to achieve from these acts. A big NOTHING. We don’t really know how and what happens but a lot of people lose their lives in any incidence of terrorist violence anywhere whether it is the USA or India or Indonesia or Israel with the Hizbollahs. We are in a war against terrorism that is killing so many people every day.Look at Afghanistan right now, where the war was supposedly won. The Taliban is still fighting and the government can not do much to stop it. Look at Iraq and how people are still dying today. there are rumors that about Venezuela extracting uranium to be sent to Iran for enrichment. What is going on in the world? We have North Korea testing missiles, and other nations trying to get their hands on the atomic bomb. Have we learned nothing from history?

Fighting for democracy seems like a stupid thing to do when we have a very time tested and sound policy available in the world ‘ the Gandhian philosophy’. It says very clearly that you can win over your enemy with one tool which is far more potent than any nuclear weapon also--- Truth. follow the gandhian principles and I'm sure a lot can be achieved. Dialogue is always a better thing than dying. If the nations follow this philosophy, then im sure there will be everlasting peace all over.

lonelygirl15 on the youtube.com

While browsing on the net as I do pretty much on a daily basis, I came across a headline which caught my eye. Anyone who has seen youtube.com would have come across this girl. Her name’s Bree, but her faithful viewers call her lonelygirl15 and she is featured in various youtube.com videos. She is a big hit, but the fact she is a teenager in a 25 year olds body, I've never been able to watch the whole thing ever. I guess I will now because there's this whole theory that she's actually part of a marketing campaign for a horror movie. They've actually traced the email address to some California lawyer and the computer she returns mail from is in a private sector in Creative Artists Agency. Her appeal though makes her the foundation of worldwide admirers everywhere.
So what is this youtube.com? For anyone who shuns cable, its a way to watch the best of South Park, The Daily Show, or even old music videos. I did a search for some old timers with tons of results. Cyndi Lauper's Time After Time is also there. Just a bunch of really good stuff, things that I can remember from my childhood and things I'm missing in my adulthood. Who doesn't need an occasional laugh that NBC, CBS, ABC or 15 Religious channels cannot provide?. They don't even show Teletubbies anymore except in the morning on Sunday when people are getting ready for church.. Hey, I wonder if I can find some Teletubbies on youtube.com! If not for lonelygirl15, for me. Oh, and you won't find very graphic porn sites on their either. Sorry, Mr. Slave!

STEVE IRWIN -- THE CROCODILE HUNTER FROM AUSTRALIA

I'm gonna miss that guy. It’s a very sad day for environmentalists, all kinds of nature-lovers, and crocodile enthusiasts as Steve Irwin, “The Crocodile Hunter,” died of a sting ray spine. He gained so much attention for hunting crocodiles. With his typical Australian accent, people all over the world watched him go on risky wildlife adventures. He made learning about the wild so much fun for all the people. I always loved watching his show and marveling at how close he could get to dangerous animals, and yet stay in control to the point where he (almost never) got hurt. Even if you weren’t really into the wildlife before, if you saw him on T.V., you gained some sort of interest in what he did.

Steve Irwin died doing what he loved best, getting too close to one of the dangerous animals he dedicated his life to protecting with an irrepressible, effervescent personality that propelled him to global fame as television’s “Crocodile Hunter.” He was killed by a sting ray while filming a documentary on “Ocean’s Deadliest” in the Great Barrier Reef.. He does leave his wife and two children behind. Hopefully, his story will bring inspiration to many other wild life enthusiasts and that the world will continue to learn more about our environment, conservation and protecting our wildlife.

Kyra Phillips, a CNN reporter talks while in the loo while George Bush talks live

Kyra Phillips, a CNN reporter, was at her work today covering Bush’s trip in New Orleans. During the speech, Phillips went to use the loo with her mic on! Yes, that’s right and absolutely true. Her entire conversation was picked-up by CNN and all of its viewers as the President was delivering his speech at the occasion which goes as follows:--



Transcript courtesy of the net
It’s only a rough transcription so kindly enjoy this scoop with Kyra Phillips chatting, seemingly in the bathroom, with an unidentified co-worker (Daryn Kagan?) while Bush blabs about levees or something.


As always, we welcome corrections and better interpretations.
Highlights: The clip starts with what sounds like “ASSHOLES.” Then Kyra talks about, presumably, a boy of some sort: “No ego… you don’t understand., just a really passionate, compassionate human being. And they exist! They do exist. They’re hard to find—”
COWORKER: “Yep.”
KYRA: “But they… are out there.”
Thankfully, “Mom” seems to approve (“good vibe”)
Then, Kyra again: “Of course brothers hafta be, you know, protective. [ZIP] Except for mine. I gotta be protective of him. Ugh, yeah. He’s married, three kids, but his wife is just a control freak.”
Then the best part:
WOMAN: Kyra—
KYRA: Yeah baby—
WOMAN: Your mic is on.
ANCHOR: All right, we’ve been listening in to…
CNN apologised for “audio difficulties”.

So kindly enjoy the spoof which can happen anywhere and with anyone really.