Wal-Marting Across America, by Edelmen

A Wal-Mart blog called "Wal-Marting Across America," that was started by a pair of simple Americans writing about their cross-country travels in an RV and enjoying the free lodging in Wal-Mart parking lots, has been what shall it be termed as a paid parking. The main contributor was revealed to be Jim Thresher, a staff photographer for The Washington Post.
The blog, which was launched only on this Sept. 27, was also mentioned in this week's issue of BusinessWeek, and got exposed as a promotional tactic engineered by Working Families for Wal-Mart (WFWM), an organization launched by Wal-Mart's public relations firm Edelman. WFWM has paid for the RV and in effect reorganized and scheduled the entire trip and also put up a logo on the RV's side. Though a banner ad announced WFWM sponsored the site, it never came out with the fact that Wal-Mart paid for the couple's RV, gas, food and other expenses.
People are of the opinion that Thresher's activities are a violation of the paper's policy for freelancing for special interests. Everyone involved violated the basic rule: Be transparent. If you're found out, it comes back as a slap in the face."
So much so for the advertising campaign that big companies like this follow.
Do leave your comments
Thanks

WHAT IS LIFE

This question sounds strange to all of us. Do we ever stop and think about it. Of course not, we don’t. We are lost in our rat race and have no time to think about such a philosophical question. How many of us have ever been grateful to The creator of the universe for providing us with basic luxuries like air, water, oxygen, sunlight, fruits, vegetables and the list is un limited. Unfortunately most of us have taken these for granted. Forget about being thankful to the Creator, most of us don’t even bother to preserve and protect it. On the contrary we bring maximum destruction and damage to it by various activities. Its time now we all pause for a while and start a very serious revolution regarding preserving our universe and taking care of our natural resources. We must remember one point that to make it successful it should be started on the grass root level. The masses have to participate and work towards it to get the desired result. Do we ever think what is going to happen if our natural resources like petrol and various oils which are in short supply gets over. One should not only use it economically but also think of an alternative for it for example running vehicles on solar energy, using battery-operated vehicles. Apart from this such vehicles can be also created in which human resources are also used but in a modified technology so that mankind can do some exercise while driving. One does not have to bother to waste money and time in costly gymnasium. This way dual purpose will be solved. Apart from this pollution will come in control and one more problem will be solved. Instead of taking out all latest luxury car and bikes running on petrol they should be running on solar energy, chargeable batteries.

the Battlestar Galactica or Desperate Housewives or Friends ------- make your choice clear

There are so many new seasons of soaps like the Prison Break, Lost, Desperate Housewives, Smallville and of course friends and now the Battlestar Galactica.
BSG Season 3 is good and is nothing short of awesome. Frankly im not much in favour of watching television but I think this idiot box is very much the only sought after entertainment in all kinds
I keep telling my kids not to watch so much of it but then I do it myself and get so engrossed in it that I really don’t know how time flies and then I land up with a heavy head and go off to sleep
Come to think of it television has been one of the greatest finds of all times and has brought the images of one and all so close to us that we actually cannot complain
Its use is there in all spheres like medicine, entertainment and sports
So I think the best way to regulate television is to watch your favourite shows only till the time they are conveying something nice and interesting and not always. Do u get what I want to say ? ok what I actually mean is that even some of your favourite shows can become drab and boring over time and you should not be watching that particular episode then thus saving some of those headaches for yourself. If you do agree with what lil anecdote I have to tell you to save yourself those headaches do leave your own remedy to save me from this habit of late and long hours of watching my favourite shows on TV.
I’d really appreciate your concerns
Lol and don’t take me too seriously and go on and put on that TV
Everyone should watch BSG.

IT’S official now isn’t it--Google wants to buy YouTube for a good $1.6 billion

Well , its nearly an official news now that google is among the foremost buyers who are interested in the YouTube which has generated a lot of media hype recently with the lonelygirl video and many others . and believe you me, the site is good with a lot of fancy stuff to view of all kinds. Knowledge as well as not knowledge
But I think knowledge is power isn’t it . Yes it is today don’t u agree with me
So was msn and yahoo also in line
Well me may not know till the outcome gets finalized but I do hope good for the two young programmers from America who started this site YouTube and made it such a success today.
Don’t you wish that your site also gained so much popularity one day and some big company approached you also for your small company and offered a trillion dollars for it?
Well I do and im sure you must be dreaming too.
Well lets start a forum where we can all put in our comments on how we all can popularize our sites.
My first suggestion to my readers is that think of something original and out of the ordinary yet so simple that everyone thinks that why I didn’t think of this before.
Ok
So you guys also think and if you have some brilliant suggestions do leave a comment below
Thanks to you YouTube comments . LOL

Hi you all!Here's something you may find humorous.

My friend sent this to me and now I'd like to share it with you.
1. Crying is blackmailing.
2. Just ask what you want. Slight insinuation doesn't work.
3. Sometimes we don't think about you. Try to understand that.
4. Whatever it is you're wearing, it suits just fine.
5. Columbus didn't need directions, we don't need either.
6. You have plenty of shoes.
7. If you think you're too fat then you probably are.
8. Learn to use toilet seat. If the seat is up then put it down.
9. "Yes" and "No" are good answers.
10. You have enough clothes.

Thanks for reading what I write and for your comments

Email me!

color codes of nature --- their effects on you

hey there
i did come across these nice color codes for all of you which i really want to share with everyone
SO CHOOSE YOURS

RED
Positive qualities: funny, trustworthy, self confident, excitingNegative qualities: aggressive, domineering, threateningUse in occasions where you want people to notice you.

PINK
Positive qualities: feminine, friendly, easy to approach, non-threateningNegative qualities: insecure, cautious, insignificant

BLUE
Positive qualities: calm, trustworthy, balanced, organizedNegative qualities: boring, conservativeIs always a secure choice to every occasion.

BROWN
Positive qualities: social, homeyNegative qualities: cautious, boring, commonEasy to approach.Less threatening color.

YELLOW
Positive qualities: happy, hopeful, active, spontaneousNegative qualities: impulsiveCheers up yourself and the others around you.The best color if you want to be recognized in a crowd.Children's favorite color.

GREEN
Positive qualities: self confident, balanced, caringNegative qualities: stubborn, boring, reluctant to take risksBalancing and reassuring effect on environment.

ORANGE
Positive qualities: social, enthusiastic, funny, spontaneous, energeticNegative qualities: dreamer, shallowDoesn't look good in official occasions.

PURPLEPositive qualities: imaginative, sensitive, unselfishNegative qualities: childish, arrogantDark purple gives reasonable and credible image.

GRAY
Positive qualities: neutral, balanced, respectedNegative qualities: cautious, insecure, reservedBLACKPositive qualities: formal, sophisticated, mysterious, strongNegative qualities: lifeless, sad, negativeNot easy to approach.

WHITE
Positive qualities: clean, refreshing, futuristicNegative qualities: coldWhite gives neutral and reasonable image.Ivory is always safer than totally white color.What are your favorite colors?


And what do you think about this?

STEVE IRWIN -- THE CROCODILE hunter's video on the net with the sting ray

hi there guys
this was one good guy who worked all his life with animals and told us a lot about them
now the people are not good enough and have put his video on the net which is available at most places. i think its time that we move on and pay nice due respects to this great man
i think that none of the links are real and they are only meant to make more hits on the sites

bye

jonny jonny yes papa

Jonny jonny yes papa
Is it this that we really relate jonny to or is it more of it out there


Johnny, Johnny,
Yes, Papa,
Eating sugar?
No, Papa
Telling lies?
No, Papa
Open your mouth
O Ha! Ha! Ha!


I really thought I must restrict myself to this much since its an age old poem which reminds me of my childhood and I really don’t wanna forget this. (I actually never could remember any poems)
This was really small and talked about something to eat that’s why I could really remember it

Thanks for the nice comments that you may like to share with me
Regards

Daniela Cicarelli, the brazilian model turns supermodel for beach act and cancels GM contract

This Brazilian model Daniela Cicarelli, became a super model for the wrong reasons and that too overnight and not for her short marriage to soccer star Ronaldo, but since someone posted a video of hers on youtube on the Spanish beach doing of course all wrong things. Im sure she would take legal action for this kind of breach of privacy which includes strong scenes of the couple and was originally shot by a Spanish photographer who then posted it on YouTube. The video quickly reached more than 50,000 views. The website quickly removed the video but by then a lot of damage was done and I think its still available on some funny Brazilian websites. This week, the model supposedly had more problems with two major contracts cancelled of mobile operator Tim and auto-maker General Motors. The companies seem to have confirmed that there is no link with the videos and the cancellation of the contracts.

Kimveer Gill, goes on shooting spree in Dawson College in Montreal, canada

The alleged gunman in a Montreal college shooting called himself the "Angel of Death" in an online profile.The alleged gunman, identified by Quebec Provincial Police spokesman Jason Jaughir as Kimveer Gill, 25, was killed by police gunfire after a rampage through Dawson College left one woman dead and 19 others injured, six of them critically.
Six of the 19 wounded people are in intensive care on life support at Montreal General Hospital, Dr. Tarek Razek said. Two of those six are in extremely critical condition.
No one will ever know what Kimveer Gill was thinking in the moments before he opened fire on Dawson College or in his final moments. I don't really care because he had so little respect for human life that I'm not all that interested in what he thought or felt. A version of Gill's Web page shows a tombstone inscribed with his name "Kimveer" and the words "Lived fast died young. Left a mangled corpse,'' the Star reported.
One of Gill's postings said he liked to play "Super Columbine Massacre," an Internet-based game that simulated the April 20, 1999, shootings by two students at a Colorado high school that left 13 people dead.
Well so much for violence today , I think he should have been counseled earlier and this day would not have taken place

Steve Irwin, the crocodile hunter and the stingray barb being tortured

Steve Irwin, a very famous TV personality known as the "Crocodile Hunter", was killed while diving in Queensland when a stingray's barb stabbed him in the chest. Stingrays are normally placid, but when they feel under threat, a sharp, poisonous spine in their tail flicks up. Now people are taking their ire on the stingrays and couple of them with their tails cut off have been found in Australia. This is not going in the right spirit that Steve lived his life, since it appears that fans of Steve Irwin may be avenging his death. nearly 10 stingrays have been found mutilated on Queensland beaches. The fishermen who inadvertently catch stingrays sometimes cut off their tails to avoid being stung, but such a practice was uncommon. Two stingrays were found at a beach north of Brisbane with their tails cut off, while eight were found on another beach on Monday, The Australian reported.
That's the last thing Steve would want.
I hope everyone understands his or her duty to protect wildlife now more than ever. This is what Steve was all about.

PR and Fun

Public relations (PR) is about reputation--the result of what you do, what you say, and what others think about you. PR helps an organization and its publics adapt mutually to each other, according to the Institute of Public Relations (www.ipr.org.uk/index.htm) and Public Relations Society of America
Logic suggests that a key to shaping the future of public relations is accurately educating those sitting in our high school and college classrooms today. The challenge is in effectively addressing two sides of the public relations education coin.
On one side is the question: How should we be educating future public relations practitioners?
And on the flip side is the related question: How should we be educating future business managers, the people on whose support public relations depends, about public relations?
In this article, we'll examine each side of the coin.
Educating future public relations professionals
The "heads" side concerns the development of public relations practitioners. The journalist-turned-PR man, who typified the profession in the early days, began fading in the late '50s and early '60s. Since then, professional college programs in the U.S. specializing in public relations and housed in communication ("C-") or journalism ("J-") schools have flourished and gained relative acceptance. But several compelling questions about public relations education remain unresolved. We'll touch on a few of them.
Can public relations be taught?
Many of the agents whom I encounter in my consulting activities get a glazed look in their eye when I ask this question: "How much is your advertising budget and what kind of public relations activities are you involved with?" Most don't have an advertising budget or have a clue about how to handle public relations. Actually, setting up an effective public relations strategy can be fun! Here are some tips to get you started.
When you're a star, let it shine
When you qualify for company or industry awards, let the local media know about it. Send out a press release to all local publications, radio and television stations. They won't know about your award or the honor bestowed on you unless you tell them. While getting your name in the newspapers or on the radio may be a temporary boost to your ego, this is not the primary purpose of this exercise. People want to do business with winners. And getting media coverage adds luster to your credibility as an insurance professional.

Terrorist attacks on 9-11 at the WORLD TRADE CENTRE in New York

It has been 5 years since 9-11 happened. I don’t think any country is more secure than it was back then… maybe they are lil more aware of the danger that lurks…. Terrorism is all about apprehension and fear, and its true that it has achieved that upto some extent. but the results of terror activities are also zero. this is a very well known fact all over the world.
so what is there to achieve from these acts. A big NOTHING. We don’t really know how and what happens but a lot of people lose their lives in any incidence of terrorist violence anywhere whether it is the USA or India or Indonesia or Israel with the Hizbollahs. We are in a war against terrorism that is killing so many people every day.Look at Afghanistan right now, where the war was supposedly won. The Taliban is still fighting and the government can not do much to stop it. Look at Iraq and how people are still dying today. there are rumors that about Venezuela extracting uranium to be sent to Iran for enrichment. What is going on in the world? We have North Korea testing missiles, and other nations trying to get their hands on the atomic bomb. Have we learned nothing from history?

Fighting for democracy seems like a stupid thing to do when we have a very time tested and sound policy available in the world ‘ the Gandhian philosophy’. It says very clearly that you can win over your enemy with one tool which is far more potent than any nuclear weapon also--- Truth. follow the gandhian principles and I'm sure a lot can be achieved. Dialogue is always a better thing than dying. If the nations follow this philosophy, then im sure there will be everlasting peace all over.

lonelygirl15 on the youtube.com

While browsing on the net as I do pretty much on a daily basis, I came across a headline which caught my eye. Anyone who has seen youtube.com would have come across this girl. Her name’s Bree, but her faithful viewers call her lonelygirl15 and she is featured in various youtube.com videos. She is a big hit, but the fact she is a teenager in a 25 year olds body, I've never been able to watch the whole thing ever. I guess I will now because there's this whole theory that she's actually part of a marketing campaign for a horror movie. They've actually traced the email address to some California lawyer and the computer she returns mail from is in a private sector in Creative Artists Agency. Her appeal though makes her the foundation of worldwide admirers everywhere.
So what is this youtube.com? For anyone who shuns cable, its a way to watch the best of South Park, The Daily Show, or even old music videos. I did a search for some old timers with tons of results. Cyndi Lauper's Time After Time is also there. Just a bunch of really good stuff, things that I can remember from my childhood and things I'm missing in my adulthood. Who doesn't need an occasional laugh that NBC, CBS, ABC or 15 Religious channels cannot provide?. They don't even show Teletubbies anymore except in the morning on Sunday when people are getting ready for church.. Hey, I wonder if I can find some Teletubbies on youtube.com! If not for lonelygirl15, for me. Oh, and you won't find very graphic porn sites on their either. Sorry, Mr. Slave!

STEVE IRWIN -- THE CROCODILE HUNTER FROM AUSTRALIA

I'm gonna miss that guy. It’s a very sad day for environmentalists, all kinds of nature-lovers, and crocodile enthusiasts as Steve Irwin, “The Crocodile Hunter,” died of a sting ray spine. He gained so much attention for hunting crocodiles. With his typical Australian accent, people all over the world watched him go on risky wildlife adventures. He made learning about the wild so much fun for all the people. I always loved watching his show and marveling at how close he could get to dangerous animals, and yet stay in control to the point where he (almost never) got hurt. Even if you weren’t really into the wildlife before, if you saw him on T.V., you gained some sort of interest in what he did.

Steve Irwin died doing what he loved best, getting too close to one of the dangerous animals he dedicated his life to protecting with an irrepressible, effervescent personality that propelled him to global fame as television’s “Crocodile Hunter.” He was killed by a sting ray while filming a documentary on “Ocean’s Deadliest” in the Great Barrier Reef.. He does leave his wife and two children behind. Hopefully, his story will bring inspiration to many other wild life enthusiasts and that the world will continue to learn more about our environment, conservation and protecting our wildlife.

Kyra Phillips, a CNN reporter talks while in the loo while George Bush talks live

Kyra Phillips, a CNN reporter, was at her work today covering Bush’s trip in New Orleans. During the speech, Phillips went to use the loo with her mic on! Yes, that’s right and absolutely true. Her entire conversation was picked-up by CNN and all of its viewers as the President was delivering his speech at the occasion which goes as follows:--



Transcript courtesy of the net
It’s only a rough transcription so kindly enjoy this scoop with Kyra Phillips chatting, seemingly in the bathroom, with an unidentified co-worker (Daryn Kagan?) while Bush blabs about levees or something.


As always, we welcome corrections and better interpretations.
Highlights: The clip starts with what sounds like “ASSHOLES.” Then Kyra talks about, presumably, a boy of some sort: “No ego… you don’t understand., just a really passionate, compassionate human being. And they exist! They do exist. They’re hard to find—”
COWORKER: “Yep.”
KYRA: “But they… are out there.”
Thankfully, “Mom” seems to approve (“good vibe”)
Then, Kyra again: “Of course brothers hafta be, you know, protective. [ZIP] Except for mine. I gotta be protective of him. Ugh, yeah. He’s married, three kids, but his wife is just a control freak.”
Then the best part:
WOMAN: Kyra—
KYRA: Yeah baby—
WOMAN: Your mic is on.
ANCHOR: All right, we’ve been listening in to…
CNN apologised for “audio difficulties”.

So kindly enjoy the spoof which can happen anywhere and with anyone really.

humor with some nudity, honesty, ketchup, police and the holy bible----Hope u guys enjoy a good laugh .. :)

NUDITY

I was driving with my three young children one warm
summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead
of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I
was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old
shout from the
back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"

-----

HONESTY

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom
to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet.
So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.
Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to
my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held
it up and said with a charming little smile, "We
better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in
the toilet a few days ago.

-----

OPINIONS

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his
teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The
opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily
those of his parents."

-----

KETCHUP

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out
of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so
she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone.
"It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her
mother.. Then
she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to
you right now. She's hitting the bottle."

-----

MORE NUDITY

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in
the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room
burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and
running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement
and then asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever
seen a little boy before?"

-----

POLICE # 1

While taking a routine vandalism report at an
elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl
about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform,
she asked, "Are you a cop?" Yes," I answered and
continued writing the report. "My mother said if I
ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that
right?" "Yes, that's right," I told her. "Well, then,"
she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would
you please tie my shoe?"

-----

POLICE # 2

It was the end of the day when I parked my police van
in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment,
my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little
boy staring in at me. "Is that a dog you got back
there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied. Puzzled,
the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the
van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?"

-----

ELDERLY

While working for an organization that delivers
lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my
4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was
unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old
age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs.
One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth
soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the
inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and
whispered,"The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

-----

DRESS-UP

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a
party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she
warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And
why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you
a headache the
next morning."

-----

DEATH

While walking along the sidewalk in front of his
church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer
that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his
5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead
robin. Feeling that proper
burial should be performed, they had secured a small
box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready
for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son
was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with
sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he
thought his father always said: "Glory be unto the
Faaaather, and unto the Sonnn .....and into the hole
he gooooes."

-----

SCHOOL

A little girl had just finished her first week of
school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her
mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't
let me talk!"

-----

BIBLE

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was
fascinated as he fingered through the old pages.
Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked
up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old
leaf that had been
pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I
found", the boy called out." What have you got there,
dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he
answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear!

--

The Teeth are so important in old age --- Mcdonald's story

A McDonald's love story...

A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonald's one cold winter
evening.



They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating
there that night.


Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what the
admirers were thinking:



"Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot together, probably for
60 years or more!"


The little old man walked up to the cash register, placed his order with no
hesitation and then paid for their meal.


The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off of
the tray.



There was one hamburger, one order of french fries and one drink.


The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in
half.



He placed one half in front of his wife.


Then he carefully counted out the french fries, divided them in two piles
and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, and then his wife took a sip as the man began
to eat his few bites.


Again, you could tell what people around the old couple were saying. -
"They were used to sharing everything."



Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady still hadn't eaten a thing.



She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally sipped some of
the drink.


A young man came over and begged them to let him buy them another meal.



The lady explained that no, they were used to sharing.



As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with a
napkin, the young man could stand it no longer and asked again.


After being politely refused again, he finally asked the little old lady,
"Ma'am, why aren't you eating. You said that you share everything.


What is it that you are waiting for?"



She answered,


"THE TEETH"

Mcdonald's in florida---job application

This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to
McDonald's in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and
funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash.

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously,
whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be
applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz
style
severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can
haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and
post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more
intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING
UP
TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be
"Do
you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a
winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with

a
fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the
greatest
thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR
KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries

Side effects of drinking and alcohol ... and remedies!!!

1. *Symptom: Cold and humid feet. *
> > Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on your feet).
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward
> > >
> > > 2. *Symptom*: The wall facing you is full of lights. *
> > > Cause*: You're lying on the floor.*
> > > Cure:* Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
> > >
> > > 3. *Symptom*: The floor looks blurry. *
> > > Cause*: You're looking through an empty glass. *
> > > Cure:* Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.
> > >
> > > 4. *Symptom*: The floor is moving.*
> > > Cause*: You're being dragged away. *
> > > Cure:* At least ask where they're taking you.
> > >
> > > 5. *Symptom*: You hear echoes every time someone speaks. *
> > > Cause*: You have your glass on your ear. *
> > > Cure:* Stop making a fool of yourself!
> > >
> > > 6. *Symptom*: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in
white and the music is very repetitive. *
> > > Cause*: You're in an ambulance. *
> > > Cure:* Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.
> > >
> > > 7. *Symptom*: Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny. *
> > > Cause*: You're in the wrong house.*
> > > Cure:* Ask if they can point you to your house.
> > >
> > > Cheers!!!!!!!!

word power rearranged

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM


PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER


ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER


DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT



THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE



GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE



THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS



SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME




ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY




ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT




MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER


SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S


A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE



THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE




AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:


ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

the microwave, solitaire and email id's-----You know you're living in 2006

1 You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2 You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3 You have a list of 16 phone numbers to reach your family of 4.

4 You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5 Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6 When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.

7 When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial " 0 " to get an outside line.

8 You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.

10 You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news .

11 Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12 Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards. AND..............

13 You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.

14 As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends."

15 You got this email from a friend that never talks to you anymore, except to send you jokes from the net.

16 You are too busy to notice there was no #9

17 You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9

18 AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

Go on, forward this to your friends .you know you want to.

An (un) impressive Bollywood movie-- Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna

WELL, it was a Saturday morning wasted i would say since the movie had a lot of reviews and we had booked the ticket on the internet for the funrepublic cinemas. there was a lot of effort put in since the booking of tickets was planned long back and getting up early morning on a holiday was itself a task. well with all the efforts we did manage to reach the movie hall and entered the comfortable confines of the cinema.

what unfolded in front of us was a nice comedian in the form of Amitabh Bachchan (albiet a lil sex crazy man) who later tells his real story of his love for his wife. but shah rukh khan was at his worst in the movie. Rani Mukherji did a good job at looking good, wearing those expensive clothes through out and crying the whole time. (must have cost Karan Johar a whole lot to get those glycerine bottles). Priety Zinta's role is a bit confused though. Accolades must be given to Abhishek Bachchan for being a faithful husband and carrying his part very well. good acting on his part though he gets overshadowed slightly by so many actors around. I think its time that Shah Rukh starts doing lesser movies and selects his roles with more care.

the first half of the movie is still bearable with the comedy but the second half and the ending is pathetic. there is no sense of direction and story. i cant imagine couples living apart for few years like this and then getting back just to tell their partners with whom they have annuled the marriage that they are still in love with them and suddenly with their married lovers too. Ohh such a mis- direction . at least turn the story in such a way that its palatable to the generation of today either Indian or if Karan thinks, that indians are not upto the maturity level today, then for the NRI's who would have seen more of this kind of happenings but with lesser time span as is in the movie. if you want to earn money in India , boy, at least you should have given a better ending at least.

the music is reasonably tolerable but nothing like his previous successes. overall on a scale of one to five , i would easily rate it at about one point five only.
thats pretty low for you karan . so try to do a better job next time

London police 8/10: A most condemnable terrorist threat

London police 8/10: A most condemnable terrorist threat
British police said on Thursday that they thwarted a terrorist plot, possibly just days away, to blow up U.S.-bound jetliners over the Atlantic and kill thousands. Chilling accounts leaked by investigators described a plan on the scale of 9/11 that would use liquid explosives concealed as sports drink bottles and common electronic devices to bring down as many as 10 planes in a nearly simultaneous strike.
British authorities have already arrested 24 people based partly on intelligence from Pakistan, where authorities detained up to three others several days earlier.
The suspects, whose ages ranged from 17 to the mid-30s, were looking to sneak at least some chemicals on the planes in sports drink bottles. Teams of at least two or three men were assigned to each flight, the schedules for which they had researched on the Internet,
Terror threat levels were raised to some of their highest levels and hundreds of flights were canceled worldwide. Passengers stood in line for hours and airport trash bins bulged with everything from mouthwash and shaving cream to maple syrup and fine wine.
Experts say the nature of the plot could herald a new age of terrorism where attackers have access to explosives that are easy to carry and conceal. Emergency security measures quickly implemented on Thursday provided a stark vision of the possible future of air travel.
Mothers tasted baby food in front of airport security guards to prove it contained no liquid explosives. Liquids and gels were banned from flights. Travelers repacked their luggage in airports, stowing all but the most necessary items in the hold.
Although plots to blow up airliners using liquid explosives are not new — such an attempt was foiled more than a decade ago — the U.S. government has been slow to upgrade its security equipment at airport checkpoints to detect explosives on passengers.
Targeted were United, American and Continental Airlines flights from Britain to major U.S. destinations, which counterterrorism officials said probably included New York, Los Angeles and Washington

In terms of scale, it was probably designed to be ... a new Sept. 11," said Jean-Charles Brisard, a French private investigator who works with lawyers of many Sept. 11 victims. "It involved the same tools, the same transportation tools and devices."
The close call also shifted attention once more to Britain's Islamic community just over a year after the London transit attacks. Three Britons of Pakistani descent and a Jamaican convert to Islam carried out those deadly bombings with a peroxide-based explosive that trained operatives can make using ordinary ingredients such as hair bleach.
Raids were carried out at homes in London, the nearby town of High Wycombe and in Birmingham, in central England. Searches continued throughout the day, and police cordoned off streets in several locations. Police also combed a wooded area in High Wycombe.
The British government raised its threat assessment to its highest level — critical — which warns that a terrorist attack could be imminent. The U.S. government, following suit, raised its threat assessment to red alert, also its highest level, for commercial flights from Britain to the United States.

interesting definitions of cigarettes, marriage, love affairs, dictionary , atom bomb and ecstasy

CLASSIC DEFINITIONS
>
>
>
> Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a
> fool at the other.
>
> 2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals
> are more popular than a five day test.
>
> 3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
> degree and a woman gains her master
>
> 4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage
>
> 5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the
> lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
> minds of either".
>
> 6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
>
> 7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
> everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
>
> 8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is
> defeated by feminine water-power ...
>
> 9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
>
> 10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &
> everybody disagrees later on.
>
> 11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling
> you have never felt before.
>
> 12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
>
> 13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
>
> 14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
>
> 15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
>
> 16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
> actually do.
>
> 17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
> decide that nothing can be done together.
>
> 18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
>
> 19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
>
> 20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be
> spoken of when dead.
>
> 21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that
> you actually look forward to the trip.
>
> 22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally
> falls into a river.
>
> 23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in
> midway "See I am not injured yet."
>
> 24. Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,
> Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
>
> 25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
>
> 26. Father : A banker provided by nature.
>
> 27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got
caught.
>
> 28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.
>
> 29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your
> Confidence after.
>
> 30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with
> his bills.
>
> 31. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such mails...
>

SPARKLE OF A DIAMOND,, the gem stone par excellence

DIAMONDS HAVE BEEN PRIZED ABOVE ALL OTHER GEM STONES FOR THEIR FIERY BRILLIANCE.

Technically, a diamond,s sparkle from its reflection and refraction of light.
The proper care will assure the lasting qualities of your jewellery. We are pleased to offer the following guidelines and care of your fine jewellery.


1. Although a diamond is durable, a hard blow can chip it.Never wear it when you are doing rough work.
2. Do not let your encounter chlorine bleachwhen you are doing household chores. It can damage and discolour the mounting.
3. Do not let your diamond encounter chlorine bleach when you are doing household work. It can damage and discolour the mounting.
4. Do see your jeweler at least once and have him check your ring and other precious pieces for loose prongs and wear of mounting. He’ll usually give them a professional shine-up too.
5. Keep your precious pieces in a fabric lined jewel case, or a box with compartments or dividers.
6. Don’t jumble your jeweler pieces in a drawer or a jeweler case, because diamond can scratch other jeweler pieces and can even scratch each other.


AS FOR CARE—

Remove jeweler while applying makeup and face powder.

All types of make up , powder and perfumes to be applied before wearing your jeweler.

Grease can be removed by dipping the jewelleryinto plain rubbing alcohol.

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TRAVEL TIPS WHILE IN INDIA

Clothing

Travel as light as possible. Clothing and laundry are both quite inexpensive.

Its better for women to avoid tank tops or short skirts / shorts. The best outfit, especially during the hot summers, is a T-shirt worn with loose cotton trousers. You can purchase them anywhere in India, at very reasonable rates, at any of the shops. Adventurous ladies can try wearing the Indian 'salwar-kameez'. It is comfortable and free sized.

Social Interaction

If you give the impression of being from a different country, chances are that you might be stared at, especially in the smaller towns. Don't be offended - they mean no harm, it is just curiosity.

Toilets

In India, public toilet facilities are few and far between. Take every opportunity you can to use a clean toilet in places such as hotels and restaurants. Make this a habit wherever you go.

Beggars

Do not let them hassle you, and do not encourage them by giving them money.

Food And Drink

Drink only bottled water. Many popular brands are available. In restaurants insist that they bring a sealed bottle to your table

Beef is not served in many parts of India. Pork is also not easily available.

Eat non-vegetarian food only in good restaurants. The meat in cheaper and smaller places can be of dubious quality.

Good quality vegetarian food is easily available.

Curd or yoghurt is served with most meals. It is a natural aid to digestion and helps temper the spicy food.

Shopping

Try to shop only in government handicraft shops. There the prices are fixed and the quality is certified. If that is not an option, check the prices at a few shops before making a choice. Bargaining is standard in most places and is enjoyed by all.

Get used to the fact that you will probably be charged more than the locals. If possible, take a local along when you go shopping.

Tipping

In hotels and restaurants, tips are not normally included in the bill.

Some hotels include service charges on their bills. In such cases tipping is not necessary.

The standard tip is 10%.

In hotels, porters and room service attendants are normally tipped at the end of the stay, though an early tip is likely to get you better service.

Tipping of taxi drivers is not customary.

Sightseeing

Dress codes for religious places can include covering your head, being barefoot etc. Ask, so that you don't unwittingly give offence.

Some temples do not permit any leather articles at all on their premises.

Certain temples are not open to Non-Hindus. Please check with the local tourist information office.

Most museums in India are closed on Mondays and Site Museums, those near archaeological monuments, on Fridays.


The dry summer heat can drain you completely. Drink lots of water and fluids.

The sun is strong. Remember to use sunscreen on exposed parts of the body. Wear sunglasses to screen out harmful rays.

Photography is not always permissible, and at many places it is permitted only at a fee. There is usually a higher fee for using a video camera.

Smoking is not allowed at public places. All properties of the Indian Railways including trains and railway stations are strictly non smoking zones with stiff penalties for violations.

English is spoken at almost all tourist centers, but you can also request Government-trained and approved guides who also speak German, French, Spanish, Japanese, Italian or Russian.

Health Precautions

Always drink bottled water.

For the first few days it might be advisable to clean your teeth in bottled water.

Eat fruit you can peel.

Always wash fruit well before eating it.

Wash your hands before and after eating.

Always keep a tube of mosquito repellent with you.

Always carry a kit of the basic emergency medicines you might need for diarrhoea, fever, etc. Also, band aids and an antiseptic ointment.

If you do catch a bug, do not panic. It will go away in a few days - but try the following tips to keep it down:

Drink lassi - a yoghurt drink. It will help tone down the bacteria.

Eat plain rice, or try a simple khichdi - an easily digestible mixture of rice and lentils.

Drink plenty of coconut water. It's cooling, and naturally sterilized!

Drink plenty of fluids and take some electrolyte salts if the bug persists.


Time

Everything in India takes time - longer than in most places. So always give yourself extra time for whatever you may have to do - even it is just a visit to the Post Office or changing money.

Indians joke about the concept of "Indian Stretchable Time" (IST). Certainly, if you're a super-punctual sort, India can be frustrating. Make allowances for this.

Others

Keep extra photocopies of the relevant pages of your passport. This will be required for Indian permits. Also, keep extra photographs of yourselves. These will be required for permits, filling out forms,etc.

Taxi and auto-rickshaw fares keep changing, and therefore do not always conform to readings on meters. Insist on seeing the latest rate card (available with the driver) and pay accordingly.

Insist on the taxi/auto meter being flagged down in your presence. As much as possible, especially from the airport or railroad station insist on using the pre paid services which are available at most important places.

In cities you can change most major foreign currencies and brands of travellers' cheques - but you'll widen your options and save yourself hassles if you stick to US dollars or pounds sterling, and either Thomas Cook or American Express travellers cheques.

Most big cities have ATMs which accept both Visa and Mastercard as well as American Express. The ATM network is ever expanding and in some states, you can find them even in some smaller towns.

the magnificent taj mahal

A flawless architectural creation: The Taj Mahal

For centuries, the Taj Mahal has inspired poets, painters and musicians to try and capture its elusive magic in word, colour and son. Since the 17th century, travellers have crossed continents to come and see this ultimate memorial to love, and few have been unmoved by its incomparable beauty.

Taj Mahal stands in the city of Agra, in the northern Indian state of Uttar Pradesh, on the banks of the Yamuna river. It was built in the memory of the beautiful Arjumand Bano Begum, who won the heart of a Mughal prince. She was married at 21 to Emperor Jahangir's third son Prince Khurram and stayed loyally by his side through good times and bad: in the luxurious royal palaces of Agra as well as the transient tents of war camps.

A memorial to his beloved

In AD 1628, Khurram became king after a bloody battle of succession; he took the name Shahjahan or King of the World and showered his beloved begum with the highest titles. She became Mumtaz Mahal, the Exalted of the Palace and Mumtaz-ul-Zamani, the Exalted of the Age. But Mumtaz Mahal was not destined to be queen for long.
In 1631, Shahjahan went on an expedition to the South and, as always, Mumtaz Mahal accompanied him. But she died in childbirth at Burhanpur. She had borne Shahjahan fourteen children, of whom four sons and three daughters survived. When Mumtaz Mahal died, she was just 39 years old. Shahjahan was inconsolable and contemporary chronicles tell of the royal court mourning for two years. There was no music, no feasting, and no celebration of any kind.
Shahjahan, who was a passionate builder, now decided to erect a memorial marble that the world would never forget. The site selected for the tomb was a garden by the Yamuna river, unshadowed by any other structure. The garden had been laid by Raja Man Singh of Amber and now belonged to his grandson, Raja Jai Singh. By a royal firman, Shahjahan gave Jai Singh four havelis in exchange for the garden. The site was also chosen because it was located on a bend in the river, and so could be seen from Shahjahan's personal palace in Agra Fort, further upstream.


A labour of love
Work on the mausoleum began in 1633 and 20,000 workers laboured for 17 years to build it. The most skilled architects, inlay craftsmen, calligraphers, stone-carvers and masons came from all across India and lands as distant as Persia and Turkey. The master mason was from Baghdad, an expert in building the double dome from Persia, and an inlay specialist from Delhi.
The tomb was completed in AD 1650. But, Shahjahan was deposed by his son Aurangzeb in 1658 and imprisioned in the Agra Fort. He spent his last years in the Mussalman Burj looking downstream at the Taj where his beloved Mumtaz Mahal lay. Sixteen years later he, too, was laid to rest beside her.

The bejewelled Palace

Shahjahan's two biggest passions were architecture and jewellery and both are reflected in the Taj Mahal. He visualised a building in marble and then had it decorated with semi-precious stones inlaid with the delicacy of handcrafted jewellery. Marble in purest white was brought from Makrana in Rajasthan, yellow marble and rockspar from the banks of the Narmada river, lack marble from Charkoh and red sandstone from Sikri. For the intricate pietra dura the finest gems were collected - crystal and jade from China, lapis lazuli and sapphires from Sri Lanka, jasper from Punja, carnelian from Baghdad and turquoise from Tibet.
Yemen sent agates, the corals came from Arabia, the garnets from Bundelkhand, onyx and amethyst from Persia. Mumtaz Mahal's final resting-place was ornamented like a queen's jewel-box.

The Complex

You enter the Taj complex through an arcaded forecourt where some of Shahjahan's other queens lie buried. The forecourt also has the Jilau Kana, a bazaar with cloisters leading to the main entrance of the tomb. The imposing gateway is made of red sandstone highlighted with marble and has octagonal kiosks on top. The gateway is an imposing 30 metres high and a fitting entrance to the Taj Mahal. The soaring arch is inscribed with a beautiful design of inlaid flowers and calligraphy.
As you enter the dark octagonal chamber under the gateway, the light streaming in from the opposite doorway draws you towards it. Here, framed by the arch of the doorway, the Taj Mahal reveals itself to the viewer with dramatic power. It stands at the end of a long walkway, framed by landscaped gardens and an ever-changing sky, its snowy marble glittering in the sunlight.
Taj Mahal stands at one side of a garden laid in the tradition charbagh style, with its square lawns bisected by pathways, water channels and rows of fountains. Halfway down the path there is a square pool, its limpid waters reflecting the marble tomb. Unlike other tombs, Taj Mahal stands at one end of the garden instead the centre. This was done deliberately, to leave its vista uncluttered by any other building.

The Main Building

The tomb stands on a marble plinth six-metres high. The four minarets at each corner beautifully frame the tomb. The plinth stands on a high standstone platform and at the far ends of this base are two identical sandstone structures, a mosque to the west and its jawab, or echo, to the east. This was the mehman khana or guesthouse. Thus, the main building is not just of great size but beautifully proportioned and balanced in design.
The octagonal central hall has four smaller octagonal halls round it and is decorated with magnificent inlay and dado panels done in high relief. The bulbous, perfectly-balanced double dome rises to a height of 45 metres and the four chhattris flanking and balancing the high drum give it added height. Taj Mahal rises 75 metres high and is, in fact, taller than the Qutb Minar.
An ornate marble screen, carved so fine that it almost has the texture of lace surrounds the cenotaphs in the central hall. However, as was the tradition during Mughal times, the actual graves lie in an underground crypt directly below the cenotaphs.

Intricacy in design
What is most amazing about the Taj Mahal is the fine detailing. The coloured inlay is never allowed to overwhelm the design, as carvings done in relief sensitively balance it. The ornate pietra dura and relief carvings are of floral, calligraphic and geometric designs. However, flowers remain the main decorative element as the tomb depicts a paradise garden. The skill of the inlay worker is so fine that it is impossible to find the joints, even when as many as 40 tiny pieces of semi-precious stones have been used in the petals of a single flower. Some of the best calligraphy of Koranic verses can be seen around the entrance arches and on the two headstones.

The colours of the Taj

Taj Mahal changes its moods with the seasons and the different times of the day. At dawn, the marble has a delicate bloom in shell pink, by noon it glitters majestically white, turning to a soft pearly grey at dusk. On full-moon away against the star-spangled sky. Monsoon clouds give it a moody blue tint and it appears and disappears like a mirage in the drifting mists of winter.
It can be solid and earthbound, fragile and ethereal, white, amber, grey and gold. The many faces of Taj Mahal display the seductive power of architecture at its best

Try answering these Questions of google, yahoo and James Bond (General Knowledge)

>
> 1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in?
>
> 2. What is the expansion of YAHOO?
>
> 3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS?
>
> 4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?
>
> 5. What is expansion of "ICICI?"
>
> 6. What does "baker's dozen" signify?
>
> 7. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot-
> India
> 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?
>
> 8. Who is the only man to have written the National Anthems for two
> different countries?
>
> 9. From what four word ex-pression does the word `goodbye` derive?
>
> 10. How was Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu better known?
>
> 11. Name the only other country to have got independence on Aug 15th?
>
> 12. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?
>
> 13. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match?
>
> 14. Which cricketer played for South Africa before it was banned from
> international cricket and later represented Zimbabwe?
>
> 15. The faces of which four Presidents are carved at Mt.Rushmore?
>
> 16. Which is the only country that is surrounded from all sides by
> only one country (other than Vatican)?
>
> 17. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?
>
> ....
>
> ....
>
> ....
>
> ....
> ....
>
>
> Answers
>
> 1. Google is written in Asynchronous java-script and XML, or its
> acronym Ajax.
>
> 2. Yet Another Hierarchy of Officious Oracle
>
> 3. ADIDAS- All Day I Dream About Sports
>
> 4. Satellite Television Asian Region
>
> 5. Industrial credit and Investments Corporation of India
>
> 6. A baker's dozen consists of 13 items - 1 more than the items in a
> normal dozen
>
> 7. That match was abandoned after ppl heard the news of indira gandhi
> being killed.
>
> 8. Rabindranath Tagore who wrote national anthem for two different
> countries one is our 's National anthem and another one is for
> Bangladesh-(Amar Sonar
> Bangla)
>
> 9. Goodbye comes from the ex-pression: 'god be with you'.
>
> 10. Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu is none other Mother Teresa.
>
> 11. South Korea.
>
> 12. Because 007 is the ISD code for Russia (or the USSR, as it was
> known during the cold war
>
> 13. Geoffrey Boycott
>
> 14. John Traicos
>
> 15. George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and
> Abraham Lincoln
>
> 16. Lesotho surrounded from all sides by South Africa.
>
> 17. Polo
>
>

CLASSIC DEFINITIONS

>
>
>
> Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a
> fool at the other.
>
> 2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals
> are more popular than a five day test.
>
> 3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
> degree and a woman gains her master
>
> 4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage
>
> 5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the
> lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
> minds of either".
>
> 6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
>
> 7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
> everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
>
> 8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is
> defeated by feminine water-power ...
>
> 9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
>
> 10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &
> everybody disagrees later on.
>
> 11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling
> you have never felt before.
>
> 12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
>
> 13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
>
> 14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
>
> 15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
>
> 16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
> actually do.
>
> 17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
> decide that nothing can be done together.
>
> 18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
>
> 19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
>
> 20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be
> spoken of when dead.
>
> 21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that
> you actually look forward to the trip.
>
> 22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally
> falls into a river.
>
> 23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in
> midway "See I am not injured yet."
>
> 24. Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,
> Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
>
> 25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
>
> 26. Father : A banker provided by nature.
>
> 27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got
caught.
>
> 28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.
>
> 29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your
> Confidence after.
>
> 30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with
> his bills.
>
> 31. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such mails...
>

light hearted humour......

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This equation should be taught in all math classes!


From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L- S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it 's the bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top

SOME VERY IMPORTANT SCIENTIFIC TRIVIA FOR ALL

1.Coca-Cola was originally green.
2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
3.The name of all the continents end with the same
letter that they start with.
4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
5. There are two credit cards for every person in
the United States.
6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made
using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because
when you sneeze,your heart stops for a millisecond.
11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up
into the sky.
12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is
said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel
in your head or neck and die.
14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents
great king from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs
in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air,the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of
natural causes.
17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes,windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.
18. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Ans. - Honey
19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
20. A snail can sleep for three years.
21. All polar bears are left handed.
22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive
from each salad served in first-class.
23. Butterflies taste with their feet.
24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out the body
to squirt blood 30 feet.
32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in
your ear by 700 times.
34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow

colors and their impacts

Hello to everyone!

Two weeks ago I spent an interesting day in a course where people talked about stage fright, stage presence and colors. Before you even manage to say a word to another person, he/she has already formed a picture about you. Colors seem to have an important role. My favorite colors are blue, purple, pink, white, black and beige. The colors that you like affect on you and the others around you also psychologically and physically. Positive qualities come out more than negative ones. There are 11 main colors:

RED
Positive qualities: funny, trustworthy, self confident, exciting
Negative qualities: aggressive, domineering, threatening
Use in occasions where you want people to notice you.

PINK
Positive qualities: feminine, friendly, easy to approach, non-threatening
Negative qualities: insecure, cautious, insignificant

BLUE
Positive qualities: calm, trustworthy, balanced, organized
Negative qualities: boring, conservative
Is always a secure choice to every occasion.

BROWN
Positive qualities: social, homey
Negative qualities: cautious, boring, common
Easy to approach.
Less threatening color.

YELLOW
Positive qualities: happy, hopeful, active, spontaneous
Negative qualities: impulsive
Cheers up yourself and the others around you.
The best color if you want to be recognized in a crowd.
Children's favorite color.

GREEN
Positive qualities: self confident, balanced, caring
Negative qualities: stubborn, boring, reluctant to take risks
Balancing and reassuring effect on environment.

ORANGE
Positive qualities: social, enthusiastic, funny, spontaneous, energetic
Negative qualities: dreamer, shallow
Doesn't look good in official occasions.

PURPLE
Positive qualities: imaginative, sensitive, unselfish
Negative qualities: childish, arrogant
Dark purple gives reasonable and credible image.

GRAY
Positive qualities: neutral, balanced, respected
Negative qualities: cautious, insecure, reserved

BLACK
Positive qualities: formal, sophisticated, mysterious, strong
Negative qualities: lifeless, sad, negative
Not easy to approach.

WHITE
Positive qualities: clean, refreshing, futuristic
Negative qualities: cold
White gives neutral and reasonable image.
Ivory is always safer than totally white color.

What are your favorite colors? And what do you think about this?

Have a pleasant end of the week

more on men and women

Hi you all!

Here's something you may find humorous. My friend sent this to me and now I'd like to share it with you.

1. Crying is blackmailing.
2. Just ask what you want. Slight insinuation doesn't work.
3. Sometimes we don't think about you. Try to understand that.
4. Whatever it is you're wearing, it suits just fine.
5. Columbus didn't need directions, we don't need either.
6. You have plenty of shoes.
7. If you think you're too fat then you probably are.
8. Learn to use toilet seat. If the seat is up then put it down.
9. "Yes" and "No" are good answers.
10. You have enough clothes.

Thanks for stopping by and reading the blog!

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

There is a single moment in which really captures the anarchic spirit that made the first film so popular and wonderful. It happens when the smart Jack Sparrow is trapped on an island where the primitive natives think him a God and plan to "free him from his body" by roasting him on an open flame. After a rescue attempt by his pals Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann goes wrong, Sparrow makes a break for it, and we see him come around a corner and barrel down a deserted beach in all his demented, arm-flapping glory as an islandful of savages follow on his heels.

This is a great moment I feel which has caught Depp's character and provides a fine example of his hilarious personality, without which this movie wouldn't have gotten very far. It's also marvelously devoid of self-consciousness, unconcerned with topping the previous stunt or special effect, a visual joke similar to Sparrow's memorable entrance in The Curse of the Black Pearl

The rest of Dead Man's Chest is largely missing this sort of flair. We get a big and complicated plot and plenty of Depp's mincing, but the movie is murky and not all that much fun. Will and Elizabeth, who were better engaging heroes and a charming couple in the first film, get to do little beyond run and fight and thus the story sends them on their way.

What seems to have been forgotten, or never realized to begin with, is that the fun of The Curse of the Black Pearl wasn't all in the action and the effects. I missed the charm of the set-up, with Bloom's swordmaker forgetting his station and winning the girl and the naîvete of his romance with Elizabeth and his rivalry with Jack Davenport's snooty Norrington. The ridiculous final showdown between all

I did not miss the exaggerated stunts and old-fashioned swashbuckling, since we get that in spades -- usually the two are combined, as in a fight scene set atop a gigantic wooden wheel rolling through the forest. But Gore Verbinski is not a standout technical filmmaker, and he rarely makes the enormous set pieces work on their own merits. I did not enjoy the scenes with the Kraken -- an enormous sea monster that swallows ships -- because the sound effects generate an impressive sense of scale, but most of the endless barrage of action just doesn't blend together. Meanwhile, the story is too convoluted to serve as an entertaining clothesline for all of this, and by about the one-hour mark my eyes started to glaze over.
Overall I would rate this movie as see only on one pretext because there are not good enough movies around to see.

safety tips for young children

Have you ever found yourself separated from your mom or dad? It's scary, isn't it? Then you know how your parents feel when they can't find you! You might not think that it's a big deal to wander off while you're in the store with your mom or dad, but think how scared they will be when they can't find you. Most of the time, you wander back and everything is okay. There are some times when kids are abducted. This means that they are taken against their will. Abduction involves people doing bad things to you or asking you to do things to them that make you feel uncomfortable.
Here's the hard part: Could you spot an abductor on the street? Could you tell which person in a crowd is a kidnapper? Unfortunately, kidnappers don't always look or act differently. They may try to give you candy or presents and offer to be your friend. Just remember that they could harm you.
The good news is that most kids or young adults who are abducted are returned home safely. If one of your friends was ever taken, know that they have a team of the toughest, most intelligent and resourceful law enforcement personnel trying to find them: the police. The FBI helps the local and state police investigate the kidnapping.
Remember that child abduction is very rare. However, it is important to use your good sense in all situations.

computer safety tips for children

There are some very important things that you need to keep in mind when you're on your computer at home or at school.
First, remember never to give out personal information such as your name, home address, school name, or telephone number in a chat room or on bulletin boards. Also, never send a picture of yourself to someone you chat with on the computer without your parent's permission.
Never write to someone who has made you feel uncomfortable or scared.
Do not meet someone or have them visit you without the permission of your parents.
Tell your parents right away if you read anything on the Internet that makes you feel uncomfortable.Remember that people online may not be who they say they are. Someone who says that "she" is a "12-year-old girl" could really be an older man

the no. 1 beach the world --- andamans and nicobar

well we just got back from andamans and these are the islands voted the no.1 island beaches in the world by the Independent, UK

its not only about the island beaches but there are a whole lot of things there
so read on and discover it yourself





Cellular Jail, Andaman
Built over twelve years from 1896 to 1908 and home to hundreds of freedom fighters whose names are now engraved on the walls of its watch tower, the Cellular Jail stands as a symbol of colonial oppression, cruelty and untold suffering. Situated in the north-east corner of Port Blair, it is a national memorial now. The prison fanned out in seven wings, stands three stories high and contained a total of 698 cells. Three wings have been now destroyed to make way for a hospital, but a visit to the remaining can only give an indication of the horrors of incarceration. Daily work routines for the prisoners included the crushing of thirty pounds of coconut and mustard oil; being unable to meet the quota would result in severe punishment shackling and flogging. There are no records of how many died or were executed.
Mahatma Gandhi Marine National Park
The Mahatma Gandhi Marine National Park at Wandoor is at a distance of 29 Kms. from Port Blair covering an area of 281.5 Sq.Kms. This Marine Park made-up of open sea, creeks and 15 small and large islands, is one of the best found anywhere in the world. Viewing of rare corals and underwater marine life through glass bottom boats, Scuba Diving and Snorkeling are a lifetime experience for anyone here.
Andaman Water Sports Complex
Every afternoon, between 2 and 5pm, the Water Sports Complex, in north-west Port Blair, close to the Cellular Jail, comes alive with the purr of outboard motors. The is where you can rent a water scooter or speedboat, and ride the waves towards Ross Island, or even be launched into the air on a parasail for a fantastic view of the harbour. Children can be left in the safer haven of a calm seawater swimming pool.

Fisheries Museum, Port Blair
The Fisheries Museum near the Water Sports Complex houses nearly 350 species of marine life, including live coral, sharks, polyps and starfish.
Chatham Saw Mill, Port Blair
Chatham Island, at the north tip of Port Blair, houses Asias largest saw mill. Dating back to 1836, the enormous workshops are built in the durable (and expensive) padauk wood. Since the 1970s, logging on the islands has been banned and most of the wood now comes by ship from Malaysia, Myanmar and Thailand. A guide will take you through the entire process of the logs being unloaded, sorted, cut, planed and finally stored in vast godowns to be shipped off to the mainland. Huge saws, with 200 to 300 teeth, grind their way for two to three hours before their teeth need to be sharpened again.


Samudrika Museum, Port Blair
The Samudrika is a museum run by the navy. It is divided into five sections: history of the islands, their geography, people, marine life and archaeology. It houses an impressive display of coral and shells, and a large relief map of the islands topography.
Anthropological Museum, Port Blair The Anthropological Museum, at Haddo in north Port Blair, was set up in 1975. It displays tribal essentials and artifacts such as boats, weapons, baskets, clothing, photographs, models and records of exploratory expeditions undertaken over the years. A well-stocked library provides the scholar with invaluable references to tribal culture.
Forest Museum, Port Blair Situated at Haddo (near to the Zoo), this museum offers an insight into forest activities through scale models and displays decorative pieces made of famous woods like Padauk, Marble, Peauma, Gurjan, Satin Wood, etc., Open on all working days.
Mount Harriet - 2nd highest peak, Andaman The summer headquarters of the Chief Commissioner during the British Raj, this highest point near Port Blair is an ideal place for a picnic or a trek. About 55 km from Port Blair by road (15 km by ferry and road), Mount Harriet has a Forest Guest House with lovely huts at a height of 365 m. Nice for sunrises and sunsets.
Chidiya Tapu, Port Blair
Chidiya Tapu is the southern most tip of South Andaman. The lush green mangroves, forest cover with numerous chirping birds and the Sylvan Sands and Munda pahar beaches make it an ideal picnic site. The forest guesthouse situated on top of a hillock provides a fabulous view of isolated islands, submerged corals and the breath-takingsunset.

Kullu in Himachal Pradesh India for entry to the Great Himalayas

An Introduction to this beautiful gateway to the Himalayas and the leh valley

Welcome to the hill resort of Kullu. The Kullu valley has also been the valley of Gods in India. Kullu, the town is one of the most preferred summer destinations. The sun-scorched souls of the plains take refuge in the Kullu Valley of Himachal Pradesh. The temples, apple orchards and the Dussehra festivals are what have attracted thousands of tourists time and again to Kullu. The local handicrafts top the list of must buys from Kullu. Check out the hill resort of Kullu with the majestic mountains and the beautiful Beas River.
Kullu - Location
The hill resort of Kullu is located in the Kullu valley of Himachal Pradesh. Kullu lies in the lower reaches of the Himalayan range
Kullu - Past
The Kullu valley was earlier referred to as Kulanthapitha. Kulanthapitha literally meant the "end of the habitable world". The earliest recorded information of this area goes back to 1st century ad, when this valley began to be inhabited. In the medieval period, Kullu and the area around it was ruled by a number of local rulers. The capital was at Jagatsukh, 5 km to the south of Manali. In the 17th century, the capital was shifted to Kullu and the boundaries of the kingdom extended up to Lahaul and Spiti and the river Sutlej in the east. Though the valley was strategically located on important trade routes from north India to Ladakh and beyond, it was isolated from other parts of the country for many centuries till it came under British rule. The British governed the Kullu valley from Dharamshala.
Kullu - Places to Visit
While at Kullu you must check out the tourist attractions of the Raghunath temple and the Jagannathi Devi temple. One of the main tourist attractions of Kullu is the Raghunath Temple. The temple is dedicated to Lord Ram, who is one of the principal deities of the Hindu religious pantheon and the patron deity of the entire Kullu valley. Raja Jagat Singh, the erstwhile ruler of Kullu, built this temple in AD 1660 to atone for his wrongdoings. He obtained a statue of Lord Ram from Ayodhya and established it within this temple. Then there is the Jagannathi Devi Temple or the Bekhli Temple. The temple is at a distance of 3 km from Kullu in the village of Bekhli. You must check out the panoramic view of the valley from the temple. You need to climb a 1½?hour climb to reach this temple. The 16th-17th-century AD copper mask of the Goddess inside the temple has local Gaddi tribal features while another shows Rajasthani influence.
Kullu - Tourist Destinations Near By
Further ahead from Kullu you may visit the Bijli Mahadev Temple, Manikaran, Bajaura and Naggar At an altitude of 2640 m is the Bijli Mahadev Temple. The temple is 11 km away from Kullu. The temple drives it name from the fact that the striking of lightning or bijli has time and again shattering the Shiva lingam inside the temple. The priests put the lingam together each time with ghee (clarified butter) until the next lightning strike breaks it apart again. Then there is the Manikaran at an altitude of 1,737 m. Manikaran is at a distance of 45 km from Kullu. While at Manikaran you may check out the hot sulphur springs, it is renowned for. The springs in the Parvati River valley are believed to possess medicinal properties. Manikaran is sacred to the Hindus and Sikhs alike. Amongst the must visits at Manikaran are the Shri Ramchandra Temple and the Shri Guru Nanak Devji Gurdwara. In the Kullu valley Bajaura is renowned for the Basheshwar Mahadev Temple. The temple is amongst the oldest in the Kullu Valley. It is at a distance of 15 km from Kullu. The massive pyramidal structure is magnificently decorated with stone images of Vishnu, Ganesh, and Mahishasurmardini (Goddess Durga as Slayer of the Buffalo Demon).Then there is Naggar. The town is 23 km away from Kullu. Naggar is known as the erstwhile capital of the state of Kullu for over 1400 years. Amongst the must visists at Naggar are the historic monuments and temples For the pious Kullu is the gateway to the sacred shrines of Vaisno Devi temple and the Vishnu temple of Dayar.
Kullu - What to Buy
There are ample gift items offered by Kullu. The local handicvrafts of Himachal Pradesh top the list of must buys from Kullu. You can take your pick from the woodcarvings, bamboo and wickerwork, Chamba rumals and chappals, Himachali dolls, and woollen shawls. The gudmas are the soft but heavy woollen blankets, generally with red and black trimmings, thobis or the floor coverings and kharchas or the mattresses are the other items you must check out at Kullu in Himachal. The colorful caps from Kullu are the other items that make excellent sovenirs. For a shopping spree in Kullu you may visit the Akhara Bazaar area that boasts of the Government Handicrafts Emporium, Himachal Khadi Emporium, and the Khadi and Gramodyog Bhawan.
Kullu - Adventure Sports
For the adventure seekers Manikaran near Kullu offers hiking and trekking facilities.
Kullu - How to Reach
The hill resort of Kullu is easily accessible. For the air transport there is the Bhuntar Airport at a distance of 10 km from Kullu. Bhuntar links Kullu with other places like Delhi and Shimla The Railhead nearest to Kullu is at Jogindernagar, at a distance of 95 km. It caters to the rail traffic to Kullu. The excellent road network links Kullu with other important places like Shimla, Delhi, Chandigarh, Mandi, Manali, Manikaran, Naggar, Bajura, and Dharamshala. Buses and taxis cater to the needs of the road transport in and around Kullu. Frequent bus services link Kullu with Mandi, Shimla and Manali.
Kullu - Best Time to Visit
The hill resort of Kullu remains pleasant, all through the year. The mild Summers last from April to June. The cold winters last from November to February. Kullu experiences monsoons from July to September. This makes the summer months between April and June the best time to visit Kullu. The Dussehra festival in October is another favored time to visit Kullu.
Kullu - Where to Stay
Accommodation with basic amenities is easily available in Kullu India. There are several private hotels, private cottages, tourist bungalows and log huts that cater to the needs of the tourists. The HPTDC or the Himachal Pradesh Tourism Development Council runs many of these. The stay at the hill resort is easily affordable. There are several budget accommodations too that are available for the economical tourists

Kullu - Fairs and Festivals
The festival of Dussehra is celebrated with much zest in Kullu. The festivals marks the victory of good over evil falls in the month of October. Though the Hindu festival is celebrated throughout India Dussehra in Kullu valley is special. The people in Kullu rejoice for seven long days. Lord Raghunath's idol is taken through the streets on a palanquin carried by pilgrims. Five chosen animals namely a crab, a cock, a fish, a buffalo and a male goat are also sacrificed to mark the occasion amongst the other events. You must try Lugri the traditional Kullu drink, flows by the gallon during Dusshera.

Shimla Tourism

since childhood we have been going to this beautiful place on earth. id like to introduce my readers to this place so you don't miss out being there.

Welcome to the summer capital of the British, the best refuge for summers of the plains of Northern India. Goddess Shyamala, an incarnation of Goddess Kali, the deity of power and wrath lends her name to the hill resort of Shimla. The natural beauty of the 2159 m high Shimla makes it one of the most popular hill resorts in the country. The terrific tranquility attracts thousands of tourists year after year. The most frequent area of Shimla happens to be the Mall. The shopping hub of the hill resort is always crowded with tourists. The picturesque surroundings and the shops selling a wide spectrum of items have made the Mall the biggest landmark of Shimla. Close by is the The six-storeyed Vice-Regal Lodge or Rashtrapati Niwaswhich makes the other much visit landmark. The architectural style and the lovely lawns are bewitchingly beautiful. You may even move at light ahead and spot the state bird of Himachal Pradesh Monal pheasant at the Himalayan aviary besides a large number of other birds.

Besides the temple dedicated to the Goddess Shymala the hill resorts boasts of the famous Jhaku Temple. The temple of the monkey faced God Hanuman at the height of 8048 feet above sea level and offers a panoramic view of the city. The collection of the statues, miniatures, coins and photos at the state Museum is as awe aspiring as the stained glass windows of the Christ Church and St. Michael’s Cathedral.

The hill resort also offers picture perfect picnic spots in the lap of lovely nature. Amidst the glen forests near the stream and then a little ahead amongst the deodar forests at Annandale are the best bets for family picnics.

You may plan your trip to Shimla anytime of the year. When the plains experience scorching summers, Shimla is cool with temperature less than 25 degrees. In winters it is the best sport for fun and frolic. The adventure sports simply take over the land. The Christmas and the New Year’s Eve are best spent in the snowfall at Shimla with your near and dear ones.

Besides being the ultimate summer retreat Shimla remains an ideal spot for adventure sports. You may take your pick from the various treks to the Kullu valley or indulge in trout fishing at the Pabbar River. The more adventurous of you may ski at the Narkanda and Kufri from January to mid-March. Of course the nine-hole golf course at Naldehra is a major draw for the tourists.

The beautiful hill resort offers a lot for those of you who would like to indulge in a shopping spree. You must check out the Mall for the best in garment and textile industry, here the State emporium offers the himachali (local) handicrafts and handloom items. The hats that are available in a wide range of charges and colors make the perfect souvenirs. For the dry fruits and natural herbs carrying medicinal properties you may check out any of the local shops whereas the Lakkar Bazaar is the one stop market for the wooden items of all shapes and sizes.

The capital city for the north Indian state of Himachal Pradesh is at a distance of 343 km from Delhi, 260 km from Manali, and 119 km from Chandigarh. The city airport is well connected with Delhi and Kullu through regular flights.

Now regardless of the fact that you are planning for your summer vacations of winter holidays Shimla is going to be happy.

leh in the himalayas ---- are u coming

Hi there
Ive been attached with this valley in the Himalayas for a long time now and I would like to share my knowledge with you all
It’s a lovely place for tourism and all adventure sports people
So read on

Leh - Introduction
Leh is a hill resort with several attractions. The capital of Ladakh has been the center of Tibeto-Buddhist Culture since long. Its colorful gompas attract the devout Buddhists from far and away. Leh also is a favorite hiking locale that is thronged by adventure seekers.

Leh - Location
The hill resort of Leh is the administrative capital of the Ladakh district. It lies in the eastern part of the northern Indian state of Jammu and Kashmir. Leh stands high at an altitude of 3,505 m above sea level. The Zanskar River flows through Leh.
Leh - Past
Leh became the regional capital in the 17th century, when King Sengge Namgyal shifted his court here from Shey (15 km southeast) to be closer to the head of the Khardung La-Karakoram corridor into China. Very soon, the town blossomed into one of the busiest markets on the Silk Route. It was in 1974 that Leh was opened up for tourists.

Leh Best Time To Visit
The lovely landscapes and the majestic mountains of Leh attract adventurers and tourists alike. The best time to visit Ladakh is in the summer months i.e. between the months of June and August. The road is open thus the transportation to and from Leh is easy in summers. In winters the temperature at Leh goes below zero degrees often.

Leh - Sites in and around
The hill resort of Leh is dotted with sites of tourist interest. One of the major landmarks of Leh worth visiting is the Leh Palace. The Leh Palace is on the same lines as the Potala in Lhasa. The 17th century royal residence is now in ruins. Close to the Palace atop the Namgyal hill stands the Victory Tower. The Tower was built to commemorate Ladakh's victory over the Balti Kashmir armies in the early 16th century. Then there is the Namgyal Tsemo Gompa. The Gompa was built way back in 1430. The major attractions in the Gompa are the three-story high Buddha image and ancient manuscripts and frescoes. You may catch some breathtakingly beautiful vistas of Leh from here.Then there is the tourist attraction of the Sankar Gompa. The Gompa is renowned for the impressive impression of the Buddhist deity Avalokiteshwara Padmahari or Chenresig with a thousand arms and an equal number of heads. Shanti Stupa is another must visit at Leh. The Stupa is a vintage point to enjoy the wondrous views of the exotic locales of Leh. While at Leh you must also check out the Alchi Gompa. The 11th century gompa is located on the banks of the Indus River. Alchi is one of the largest and the most famous monasteries in Leh. You may check out the widely renowned collection of paintings in the Gompa. The biggest Gompa of Leh namely, Hemis is another site worth visiting. In fact there are several gompas of the 16th and the 17th century, in and around Leh that are of much interest to the archeologists. Leh along with Choglamsar is known for the Buddhist study centers. In case you are holidaying at Leh and need relaxation, try the summer meditation sessions at the Mahabodhi Meditation Center on Changspa Lane.

For regular shopping Leh has several markets. For gift items and souvenirs the tourists at Leh may check out the Ladakh Art Place in the old town, the Ecology Center and some shops behind the Main Bazaar road. If you happen to be in Leh during the Ladakh festival then you must pick up the local handicrafts and clothes from the captivating stalls.

Leh - Adventure Sports
Leh is indeed a trekker's paradise in North India. In case adventure excites you then you must take up any of the many treks offered from Leh. The trekking agencies in Leh offer treks inclusive of guide, packhorses, food and supplies. Polo is another popular activity you may indulge in at the Polo ground of Leh. Polo matches and competitions are regularly held in Leh. For the archers the National Archery Stadium is the place to be at in Leh. Then there is the ravishing adventure sport of river rafting you may try in the Zanskar River. The period from the month of July to September is ideal for river rafting in Leh. Leh also offers mountain biking to the daring on the second highest motor able road in the world. The adventure in mountain biking from Leh lies in the most hostile terrains. The entire stretch of 485 km between Leh and Manali offers a challenge to mountain bikers who have the opportunity to cut across the majestic Himalayan ranges through four mountains passes. Adventurers need to push endurance to the limits to accept the challenge offered by the dangerous high-altitude trail from Leh. To the daring adventurers Leh-Manali highway rewards spectacular and picturesque landscapes.


Leh - How to Reach
In terms of air transport Leh is well connected with the other important places in India. Regular flights link Leh with Delhi, Jammu and Srinagar.
For road transport to Leh there are land routes connecting Leh with Srinagar and Manali. The Leh-Srinagar road is usually open from June to October, while the Leh-Manali route is open from July to September.

Leh - Where to Stay
Accommodation options are easily available at Leh. Leh has several hotels and guesthouses that mostly open in the peak season from July to mid September. Budget lodging is available in three main areas: the old town, the newer areas along the Fort Road, and within the peaceful village of Changspa. The wooden lodges may be mid-range or top-end lodges offering comfortable stay at Leh. Delicious and hygienic food is also available in plenty at Leh. You may feast on a variety of cuisines in Leh. Indian delicacies and especially the Kashmiri dishes are popular. Tibetan as well as western cuisines are easily available. During your stay in Leh the bakeries and their sweetmeats are a must checkout.

Leh - Travel Information
It is noteworthy that the tourists must acclimatize to the atmosphere at Leh. Otherwise the humans are likely to suffer from acute mountain sickness or the AMS.
The tourists or the adventure seekers need to have permits for entry in to the restricted areas in and around Leh.
Individual tourists are not permitted to visit the entry-restricted areas.
Tourists or the adventurers are not allowed to stay for more than seven days even after getting permits to the restricted circuits.
The tourist or the adventure groups are to travel on identified tour circuits only